You know CALVIN KLEIN...this asshole company is always pushing the homo-button with creepy gay underwear ads. Whoever they get, they put the celebrity into gruesome poses only homos could possibly find attractive. These ads are then slathered on billboards all over the place.
Right, everybody's angry when "the niggers" walk around with their pants half down, and their underwear exposed. "Oh, what a disgrace." But it's FINE if Marky Fuck or now, Justin Bullshit poses in some dick-thrusting obnoxious pose on a billboard that can be seen for a fucking mile.
Empty-skulls like Bieber do walk around with at least the waistband showing. Gotta tell the world you can afford over-priced underpants!
So now Bieber, who has done nothing but break the law in Canada and America, and be an obnoxious twerp who disturbs the peace, annoys his neighbors, pisses in public, shouts "FUCK YOU" about an American president...he gets rewarded with millions of dollars to pose in underwear. Like we haven't seen enough of this jerk's body.
At a time when 99% of the planet wishes Justin Bieber would get shot in the face and die...CALVIN KLEIN is sucking his cock.
Now, I give Calvin Klein credit for one thing, and one thing only, which is to make a Jewish name seem fashionable. Klein's was a bargain department store that was well below Macy's. That name NEVER suggested "fashion." But somehow (maybe the goyish first name) "Calvin Klein" was able to compete with Nazi Karl and with the sassy-named Bill Blass and become a player.
Now he can go play with a stick of dynamite up his ass. BIEBER. Really, Calvin. BIEBER??
Another awful thing about Calvin Klein and his homo antics, is that he wants women to dress like boys. Yes. BOYS.
Klein has them wear boy-cut jeans that have absolutely no sex appeal...and has them wear BOY-like cotton underpants with his fucking NAME on them. The name isn't even written in a feminine way (as Hanes does).
Look at ugly Lara Stone. Without her hand covering her tits...if you put a price tag or something over that part of the photo...you'd have a very unpleasant androgyne.
Look at that gruesome beaver's mouth. She looks like she could gnaw down a tree.
She looks like people open beer bottles on her front teeth.
She's about to suck her upper lip into her coked-up nose (make that, "possibly" coked-up nose).
She looks like a zombie that at its own brains. A more creepy glare you don't find except in a Troma horror movie.
This bitch doesn't have much of a figure...she almost has a boyish waistline. Curves, Calvin? EVER HEAR OF CURVES? REAL WOMEN HAVE THEM, Mr. Asshole.
You can almost whiff something skanky coming off that photo.
I probably don't even need to say BOYCOTT CALVIN KLEIN because YOU probably don't wear his stuff. Only homos do. Only stupid fashionista assholes do.
Lara Stone? Justin Bieber? Calvin Klein, you should make barf bags, next.
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