Viley Virus Miley Cyrus asks: "Where's my FUCKING BRAIN?"

Ye of little faith...if you wonder what the wonder-slut Viley Virus could possibly do to be more annoying, obnoxious and disgusting...just wait a day or two. She never stops. The latest? An "edgy" video that has her naked and cursing. Oh, well, why not?

Viley was out of the news for, what, 48 hours maybe? That's a lot of time for somebody with her gnat-like attention span. She had everyone looking at her armpit because he had a tattoo done of her dead dog. Time to move on to something more stupid.

Besides, this takes the play from Justin Bieber, whose pale news of the day is that his egg-throwing attack on a neighbor has been downgraded to mere "vandalism." We wouldn't want "The Baby Singer" to pout in jail, now would we?

Look, we don't expect our pop stars to be like Pat Boone and Connie Francis, or Peter Noone and Petula Clark. These times demand an accurate reflection of today's youth...bratty, diseased, selfish, stupid, talentless, ugly, androgynous, twerking, whoring, spitting, pissing, cursing...