RiRi the RETARD makes News by Showing Her Bra

Here's a fucking slut who goes by one name..REE HYENA or whatever it is...

And they usually shorten it to RiRi. That's because Ri-ri-RETARDS can't deal with THREE SYLLABLES.

Oooh. That's hard. REEE-HAAAAA-NAAAAAA.

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a shit, and I don't know what the fuss is about. And I can't even keep her and that other asshole straight. What's her name? BEEEE-YONNNN-SAYYYYYY.

I'm glad I'm not on Sirius Satellite Radio, because I'd be fired for calling her a monkey. But she is. You behave like a monkey? You ARE a monkey. You behave like a moron, you ARE a moron. You behave like a shit head, you ARE a shit head.

But people seem to think that calling a black person a monkey is racist. You know who thinks that way? Racists. Racists think that black people look like monkeys because they have dark skin and flat noses, so let's forget that behaving like a simian is much more than that.

Remember the old movies? Some big white thug grabs somebody and he hears, "Hey, take your hands off me, ya big gorilla."

Now you can't call anyone a gorilla...unless they are WHITE. Pretty strange, shit. Well, the last black guy who was called "gorilla" was Joe Frazier, and he was called that by Muhammad Ali. So Ali was a racist?

While you ponder that, ponder REEE-HAAAAA-NAAAAA's itty bitty titties:

Sorry Ri-Ri Retard,I'm not impressed.

First off, Serena Williams has much bigger tits. So does Halle Berry, I think. Or Lil Kim (oof). But a lady doesn't expose herself in public. A monkey might. A chimp. A chimp gets excited, it jumps up and down and bends over and shows ass and genitalia, and if it's an ANGRY excited chimp...wham...the shit literally flies.

Why can't this stupid woman behave in public? Because we have a bunch of retarded dimwits who encourage stupid behavior. And this idiot isn't even saying "if you wanna see my titties, pay for it..." she does it right in the middle of a fucking sports event.

She was THAT excited that Germany won? Really? That's the way a human being acts? Oooh, Germany won! I gotta hoist my titties!

REEEEE-HAAAA-NAAAA is not my idea of a beautiful woman. There are probably prettier monkeys. I think the squirrel monkey is awful cute. And if you move along in the primate family, lemurs are ADORABLE.

But there she is, with her whore make-up, her crappy hair, her idiot tattoo, and the what...leather bra...that she had to show off to celebrate a victory by...

....tell you what, REEEE-HAAAAA-NAAAAAA, you're so excited about Germany winning a fucking soccer match...pack up your shit, put your junk in a trunk, and GO THERE. GO to GERMANY and stay there.