Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne Help Doom the Planet

Ho ho, ha ha, hee hee...

The polar ice is melting! Let's go bite off a bat's head. Let's babble about the Kardashians.

What else is Ozzy known for except stupidity? What's Sharon known for except helming a gossip-oriented TV show with a bunch of other catty bints?

Here's the asshole Osbourne couple, making fun of climate change:

"Har har," says Ozzy "HONK HONK! I gotta load a Sharon's TEAT! Har har! HONK HONK!"

Isn't that what he's saying?

"Ewwww, Awwwzy, yer SOW Rewwwwwd! Beeee-HAYYY yaw-SEV!"

Isn't that what she's saying?

Can you imagine John (if he was alive) and Yoko posing like that?

You might argue, if you're a pinhead, that a walking, somewhat talking joke like Ozzy is just doing his best to appeal to his fellow assholes...people who'd never look twice at a serious ad.

See, after looking at a painfully ugly and senile former death-metal yowler grab a hunk of whatever rubber and glue is inside Sharon these days...the average jerk just might...uh, do WHAT? Ozzy fans were never exactly into conservation, were they? They were convinced the only thing to do was get high, fuck, and an overdose would be a merciful end.

Ozzy's lone decent song, "Paranoid," suggested it was "too late" and he was going to kill himself or just OD. Only he's hung on, much to everyone's disappointment. He could've been SUCH a hero had he pulled a Hendrix or Cobain. Now he's just like the rest of us, waiting for the end of the world.

And it's not going to be delayed because these two assholes mug it up for the camera.