If there's anyone who should be thrown into a wood chipper, made into burgers, and fed to the poor in Biafra, it's ZACK FUCKING BROWN.
What's that expression saying? "I'm a shit for brains, and so are a whole lot of Americans JUST LIKE ME."
At a time when charities beg for donations...and don't get them...a whole bunch of American assholes laughed and donated to ZACK BROWN and his shit-kickstarter campaign about making POTATO SALAD.
HAR HAR HAR.
He wants to make POTATO SALAD, everybody! Let's give him our money!
HAR HAR HAR.
This is what Americans prioritize, folks. All they think about, if you look at bug-eyed Zack Brown, is their own greedy needs. Their stomachs. Their JUNK FOOD. Their fucking POTATOES.
America is now the fattest country in the world. Yes, they've even gone better than the notoriously gassy, slobby Mexicans that they hate so much.
What the hell are the Syrians, the Nigerians, the Pakistanis, the Somalis, or even the ass-fuckin' Greeks supposed to think when they read about ZACK BROWN, Mr. Potato Salad? He's made more than most people can get in a year...just by...har har har...going on Kickstarter and pranking about how he needs money for a stupid fucking snack. POTATO SALAD! WHEEEEEE! POTATO SALAD!
HAR HAR HAR.
POTATO SALAD!!!
Stop, yer killing me...POOOOOO-TAYYYYYYYY-TOOOOOOO SALAD!!!!!!
POTATO SALAD!!!!
There are American who are starving. Who are homeless. But they don't have a fancy laptop and time to waste pranking about how much they need money for...POTATO SALAD.
Listen, Muslim Scum, you want to take a shoe bomb, kick it up Zack Brown's ass, and detonate it...and I'll applaud you for it. I'll raise a glass in your honor...and it will NOT be full of...
POTATO SALAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope you choke to death, Zack. I hope it happens soon.
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