Simon Cowell and GOOGLE ... Making $$$$ with the Devils

Just in case you didn't think Simon Cowell was making enough money...

He IS in bed with GOOGLE.

His "Britain's Got Talent" channel on GOOGLE is making a fortune.

There are people who could live quite comfortably on what he made off ONE VIDEO. THIS ONE.

THIRTY MILLION HITS just to see 3 minutes of an American "magician" doing a variation on the old "handkerchief into pigeon" bit.

Wouldn't you like a half-penny for every HIT? Mmmmm, nice.

That's a LOT OF MONEY, if you add it up, DAVID.

A JAW-DROPPING amount of money, DAVID. Now think of how many hundreds of BGT video clips are on YouTube.

Yes, DAVID, maybe you'll want to ask Simon for a raise next year. Tell him if you don't get one, you'll put through even more nauseating gay acts, cheesy vaudevillians, and obnoxious drag queens. Tell him you're prepared to tease him constantly with gay references, go over to his chair and hold his hand, and keep leaping on stage to dance along to anything camp. Tell him you've got an endless variation on "I've got a dress JUST like that," to say to any female contestant.

You'd think BGT would put their clips on their own website. Well, where's the HUGE profit in THAT? Better to partner with the devils of GOOGLE.

All the people around the world curious about BGT but unable to get it on their cable channel line-up? So what. There's GOOGLE and their beloved YOUTUBE. Every penny goes to a worthy cause...Simon's yacht vacations where he fucks somebody else's woman, impregnates her, and gives that toothy grin. Sure he can afford a yacht...the year 'round money he makes off GOOGLE helps. And the guy doesn't spend much on t-shirts or haircuts, does he?

Simon and GOOGLE...so PERFECT together...