ONE LESS STUPID DOG OWNER IN THE WORLD

It doesn't look like doggie-pie misses Mummy too much, does it?

Nope. OK, I added the caption, but the dog looks positively gleeful.

He'll get some pouty teary moron to feed it and pick up its shit...it won't be in the pound for very long.

That's because neurotics need to own dogs. OWN. As in LEASH and DOMINATE.

People want to play GOD with a DOG, and love the idea of some stupid slobbering barking shit-machine that just might bite somebody they don't like, and guard their junk if a burglar's at the door.

If you REALLY like a dog, you don't leave it alone most of the day, and most certainly don't dwell in the city where dogs can only walk on pavement, smelling piss and other dogs, and other dogs' piss and getting pushed back inside after a walk around the block.

If you REALLY like a dog, you live in the country somewhere. Somewhere far away from any neighbors who might not need to hear your fucking animal yap yap yap all the time over nothing.

So here we have a moron who couldn't do the most basic thing...keep her fucking dog on a leash.

She also was stupid enough to think that her precious doggie-poo was SMART, and would come when she called.

And she ended up run over by a garbage truck.

I knew an idiot who was SO fucking proud of his doggie-dearest. This was a smart dog, he insisted. Why, the dog was SO well-behaved, he didn't even put the thing on a leash. The dog walked beside him as he strode the city streets.

Well, till one day when a car backfired, the dog got scared out of its wits, and ran away.

It ended up on the other side of the river, washed up on the shore.

Everybody thinks their dog is SO fucking smart and special...so well trained. So...either they or the dog ends up dead.

The bottom line is that a dog is, first and foremost, nothing but an animal. A STUPID ANIMAL.

Add to that, the fact that most dog owners are stupid, too, and you have a pretty deadly combination, as this story shows.

Stupid people get a dog for "entertainment" and "amusement" and lose sight of reality.

In this case, the woman lost sight of the dog, and of the garbage truck that flattened her.

WOOF WOOF WOOF.

Figure out if that means "gosh, I lost my mistress" or "anybody gonna open a can of food for me?"