Crime Pays: Mr. Napster Owns a BIG, BIG HOUSE

Shit-moral slimebag Sean Parker sure is rich.

If you don't know his name, you know his company: NAPSTER.

Yeah, like fap, twerk, and other obnoxious terms we've come to loathe, "NAPSTER" was his invention...his bratty, stinky notion that on the Internet, copyright means nothing.

And by the time the legal wheels managed to roll in his direction, he was a "player" with his dirty fingers in a lot more pies. He was immortalized in a movie about Farcebook. And he's still strolling around, viewed with awe, for being SUCH a brilliant young bastard.

I'm not sure how many people outside America recognize the giddy androgyne on the left. Perhaps Ellen Degeneres is known for a sitcom she did, "Ellen," in which, oooh-oooh, her character came out as LESBIAN.

LEZ-BEEEE-ANNNN. That's one of the most favorite words in HOLLL-LEEEEEE-WOOOOOOOOOD.

Nothing is more of a guarantee of instant excitement than to be a LEZ-BEEEE-ANNNNN. Which is why when her elfin act became boring, and she couldn't even get a laughtrack to yock it up, and her sitcom ended, SHE continued.

Like another stand-up who had maybe three funny jokes, Rosie O'Donnell, Ellen the LEZ-BEEEEE-ANNNNN was given a talk show, and bored housewives just couldn't get enough of it.

The stay-at-home brain-dead cunts of America really get off on watching a LEZ-BEEEEE-ANNN, or (Oprah Winfrey) someone they believe is one. Oooh-oooh, Oprah mentioned how she and Gayle King shared panties during a sleep-over! And you thought those size parachutes were custom made for only big fat Oprah?

For too many years now, Ellen has been "amusing" very stupid women with a daytime talk show that is mostly pranks, smarm, cheese and fish odor. But it's made her a millionaire many many times over...to the point where she could buy a huge mansion, and then re-sell it for even more money. She, like Viley Virus, will never go away. Ellen, in fact, was given the honor of hosting the Academy Awards, and used it to joke about how Liza Minnelli looks like a man. As if Ellen doesn't.

So who looks like a man? Napster's Sean Parker? He's a CUNT.