Saturday, July 5, 2014

IRISH DANCING IS STUPID. PS..."I DON'T CARE"

It's never too late to say it: IRISH DANCING IS STUPID.

Specifically, the moronic hands-at-sides dancing.

Listen, McFuckheads, don't pretend your arms were blown off in Iraq. It's tasteless. It's obnoxious. Most of all, it's STUPID.

Real dancing (ballet) makes expressive use of the arms and hands. That's not good enough for the O'Cunt brigade?

I was glad that this bunch of douches didn't get to the finals of Britain's Got Talent.

They NEARLY did, because apparently all of Northern Ireland are a bunch of racist idiots and blindly called up for the douches just because they were IRISH...ignoring all the much better acts of the evening (which included a Latina who sang with psychotic passion, a black guy who wasn't a bad comic, and Light Balance, the light show act that one of the judges felt belonged in the Top 3 of the night).

It was also disgusting that the same female judge who felt that these Irish dancers were NOT worth putting through...changed her mind and forced a tie vote at show's end. Fortunately there were more sane people than Irish nationalists making calls, and Lettice Rowbotham squeaked through.

The song they chose was that screamy vaginal anthem "I DON'T CARE." I don't know who the fuck originally sang it, but I wish them all yeast infections. About the only thing more annoying to dance to is that old shitty "I'm Walkin' on Sunshine" piece of crap.

So, I DON'T CARE you slits lost. In fat, I'm DELIGHTED.

I'm also delighted that the usual "pretend to be a mechanical robot" street dance shit failed as well. But it's just time that we get into the 21st Century and LEAVE THE STUPID IRISH DANCING BEHIND.

There is absolutely NOTHING amusing or entertaining about seeing a bunch of bints with their arms glued to their sides, clopping around like horses.

Cunts who do this Irish Dancing shit are like soccer players without balls. It makes no sense.

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