Hooker ALIX TICHELMAN should get the GOOGLE treatment

A high-priced hooker is being charged with causing the overdose death of a GOOGLE executive.

Awww, that's real sad. Not that the guy died...but that the lady, Ms. Tichelman, is being charged.

You know what should really happen? GOOGLE and the guy's heirs should start filling out forms through a website.

Do NOT try and call the police. USE their WEBSITE, please.

Since crimes reported to GOOGLE must go through a website template, so should any crimes filed BY Google. Isn't that fair?

Ok, GOOGLE employee, or relative of a GOOGLE employee:

Write down, in a template at Google.Com that may take you six or seven days to find, a complaint. It must fit in a text box; ie, the word count must be less than a Tweet. State WHY you think a crime was committed, where it happened (exact html, street, avenue, body of water with longitude and latitude) and why you believe the whore should go to jail. Please site exact penal code numbers or your claim will be disavowed and nullified.

Bear in mind that you can't prove surveillance footage hasn't been tampered with.

Bear in mind that if you aren't a copyright owner, your complaint may be ignored.

Bear in mind that you need to include your name, address, phone number, social security number, occupation, and how you are associated with the deceased and include a signed document from the deceased authorizing you to act on his behalf.

Now...

When you submit the form, a copy will instantly appear at "CHILLING EFFECTS," a sister company that is actually operated with GOOGLE money, and which will make your information available to everyone. Information, after all, should be freeeeeeeeee.

Another copy goes to Julian Assange.

Your original form will then go to a low-level person in India or Pakistan, for whom English is a second or third language.

If you don't hear anything back, repeat the process. If you receive a form letter asking you to repeat the process, repeat the process.

If you are not happy that Tichelman the Hooker is not facing trial, and is instead fucking other GOOGLE employees for pay, state "under penalty of perjury" that you have a "good faith belief" that she is still being a hooker, and please supply the name, address, phone number, social security number and occupation of her customer, along with a signed document from that customer in which he (or she) states "under penalty of perjury" that he (or she) engaged in illegal behavior.

I think that if all criminal activity had to go through the process GOOGLE uses in a report about obvious crimes committed at Blogspot or YouTube or the GOOGLE search engine or the GOOGLE illegal voyeurism and spy apps and map sites...nobody would ever be convicted of anything. Which would be only fair, because GOOGLE gets away with murder every fucking day.