STUPID FISHERMEN NEARLY GET A STUPID SWIMMER KILLED

What's your idea of amusement?

Is it getting your skin burned bright red, with cancer cells teeming under your layers of fat, because you want to sit on your ugly butt and hook a fish?

Or is it getting your skin burned bright red while potentially drowning in salty water that is full of debris and dangerous joy-riding assholes in boats? (Remember the late Kirsty MacColl?)

Here's a confederacy of dunces:

Sharks are supposedly not all that interested in eating fatty, cancerous, disgusting humans. But when there's a feeding frenzy going on, with blood in the water...one of 'em just might take a bite of something less than tasty. Like filet of Mexican. Whatever.

What a bunch of assholes...these fishermen go to a pier, sit their ugly butts down, and foul the water with chum and blood so they can haul a fucking shark out?

First off, shark is not the tastiest fish in the sea. Leave 'em alone. Second, don't endanger morons who might be swimming!

Fishing is a stupid and cowardly "sport." Most of it merely involves baiting a hook and waiting. Oooh, how difficult is THAT?

I wish every fisherman would go into Burger King, chomp down, and get a hook in his lip. How's that for a surprise? You expect a tasty morsel and your lip's gutted and bleeding.

I think it's a little bit "nicer" when a boat of illiterates from Hull just go out 50 or 100 miles, drop a net, and scoop up fish that one can actually eat...and just dump them as cargo and let 'em die. You know, sort of what the Germans did to the Jews. At least there were no fish hooks.

As for swimmers...go to a pool. Or a lake. Oceans have riptides, dangerous boats, dangerous fish, and pollution. This moron, by the way, ended up just fine, with a few very decorative scars he can brag about for the rest of his useless life. Of course a lot of people will just say "tattoos, right?"