Airhead Pamela Anderson leaves Social Media - with NOTHING TO SAY

When did Pamela Anderson EVER have ANYTHING to say?

I haven't seen any of her idiot Tweets, or what her "one million followers" have been following, but I don't think I'm missing anything important.

All the cunt could write, when she announced she was closing her accounts was "Nothing personal."

DUH.

Pam is one of the nicest of the stupid women. She's worked for PETA. She is kind to dumb animals (including her husbands). But at this point, she IS sort of a waste of space, and maybe she has better things to do than be involved with the social disease media. Especially if all they want is to see her droopy flesh in skimpier outfits, and ask her questions about giving Tommy Lee blowjobs and why she keeps marrying Sick Rick Salamoron, a dirtbag who exploited Paris Hilton via self-made porn.

Wouldn't it be nice of ALL celebrities shut down their stupid fucking SOCIAL MEDIA accounts?

Almost none of them use it well, because they're illiterate snots.

The Tweet to be snarky about somebody's dress at an awards show? Say R.I.P. about a dead celebrity because they can't articulate real emotion? Tell the world what they had for lunch?

Woody Allen doesn't tweet and never even appears on talk shows, because he thinks his fans might not be hungry enough to see his films. Everyone knows who Tom Hanks is. If he goes on Letterman or "The Tonight Show" to remind people a new film is opening, that's enough.

Too bad Pam couldn't at least have said, "Hey, go read a book. Get a life." All she could tweet was "Nothing personal."

So goodbye to Baywatch boobie babe Pam Anderson.

"Nothing personal," dear, but reading tweets from a silly aging sex symbol or seeing embarrassing selfies is not essential. Make a decent movie. Get a professional photographer to pose you for PETA. Turn up on a talk show once in a while. That's enough.

"That'll do, pig. That'll do."

Honest. I really like Pam, so you can imagine how awful this entry would've been if I didn't!

The pornophiles of Google slime back: "We Love Illegal Porn! Fill it to the BRIN!"

You know, if you Google the Googler, Sergey Brin, and the rest of his slimeballs, you'll find all you need to know. They're a perverted bunch. Some have even died via heroin while paying for whores. Others just cheat on their wives.

You expect 'em to actually BAN porn, when PORN is what so many search for on GOOGLE? Hell no. A while ago, I noted the news items about how Google was supposed to get rid of all the nasty porn on the blogger blogs. It didn't take them more than four or five days to change their minds!

Yes, as weak, diluted, and ridiculous as their "no nudes on blogspot" policy was, they decided it wasn't emaciated enough! Now they're claiming they are just championing the will of the people.

"Gosh," they say, "our bloggers are unhappy. We're just listening to our bloggers."

They already let bloggers use Zippyshare and Shittyshare to rip off every musician on the planet. They already let any idiot to get a fresh blog any time Google is forced, after a few 100 DMCA's, to actually shutter a blog. Now they can't even go a week before admitting how fucking corrupt they are?

An anonymous rep from Google said: "We’ve had a ton of feedback, in particular about the introduction of a retroactive change (some people have had accounts for 10+ years), but also about the negative impact on individuals who post sexually explicit content to express their identities. So rather than implement this change, we’ve decided to step up enforcement around our existing policy prohibiting commercial porn." Blah blah.

Loopholes existed in the "new policy" announced a few days ago. For instance, any blogger could post "nude photographs that offered ‘substantial public benefit’ on artistic, educational or scientific grounds." Huh? That was supposed to mean that I might be able to post copies of vicious ads on Ebay, like female celebrities Photoshopped nude and bangbanged, having sex with animals, or literally "roasted over a flaming spit?" Or was it supposed to mean that any asshole could steal some ex-girlfriend's nude photos and shame her into suicide?

Whatever. Google has always been above the law, and so has their Scientology-like sick fuckhead employees and CEO's, who hide behind a wall of solid smoke and mirrors and bully the world and bribe the politicians.

Paedophile Gary Glitter Wants Pan's Peoples' Peds

Gary Glitter, who has been sentenced to death, has requested an assortment of Pan's Peoples' peds for his last meal.

No? No. Actually, the obnoxiously named Mr. Glitter (Gadd, what an asshole) is merely going away for a good stretch. All for giving underage girls a very bad stretch.

The big surprise, looking at him, is that it was underage girls, not boys.

No word on whether he and Rolf Harris are sharing a cell.

The lesson here, is "look but don't touch. Except touching yourself."

This is a lesson known very well by fans of Pan's People. If you know your mythology, Pan was a mythic creature, round and flat, and very suitable for putting over an open fire to cook stuff in. Pan would get overheated and whatever was on top, whether it was fried eggs or bacon or bits of corn, would start to spit and pop and dance.

Thus, centuries later, a cretin got the idea to name a bunch of twitty twats "Pan's People." Actually they weren't people. People implies men and women. The interest here, was purely Pan's Pussies.

If a girl happened to be rather flat-chested, appealing to paedophiles, so much the better.

Just as Gary Glitter had a cult following, so do Pan's Pussies. There are secret forums where members (ie, dicks) blow up fuzzy YouTube images to check the armpits for sweat stains, and check the crotches for cameltoes, and of course, wait for a high kick to ponder the dirty feet. Fans creatively discuss their favorite topic, which is what kind of aromas the various dancers had: yesterday's haddock, last week's tuna, foot powder and spam, spam-spam foot powder and spam, etc.

IF I'M BEING HONEST, Pam's People were to dancing what arthritis is to dancing.

These twats actually did very little besides a kind of wan aerobics. It was mostly a lot of arm flapping, like parrots with clipped wings. At best, they looked like they were drowning.

They would turn up on "Slop of the Poops" whenever a performer didn't. "Sorry," the host would say, "the talent does not want to stand around and lip sync, so let's bring out the Summer's Eve Douches who will ad-lib a lot of silliness." They seem to follow the McCartney advice that "the movement you need is on your shoulder." Their shoulders move a lot more than their leaden feet.

The Pan's People creatures would come out in all their epileptic glory, doing the same vowel movements no matter what the melody. Fans would always seek out the girl who looked the most like a 13 year-old, and fantasize about just how much her gyrations were affecting her virginity.

IF I'M BEING HONEST, one ridiculous Kate Bush video is worth 10 hours of Pan's People, and Hill's Angels were far more honest (and adult) in the provocative posing for all the King Leers out there.

Still, delusional fans of these failed Fonteyns rave and burble and burp about them with the same bleating hearts as naggy devotees of Dr. Who and Star Trek, only at least those shows had brains behind them, and not just behinds being partially willed into action by very dim brain power.

Hunting around for more video clips of Pan's People is sort of like maggots crawling into shit lumps in search of undigested bits of peanut.

Gary Glitter was no doubt a big fan of Pan's People. You can imagine him haunting the forums where the sad fans of this long lost and forgotten bunch mewl and quiver. Under a psuitable pseudonym, like "Lickee Clitter," Gary would PM with such queries as, "Do you frig when they frug?" And "Be careful with the time you have left. You're no good if you're female and over fifteen." And, "I used to look like the prototype for Nazi monster movies, but now I more closely resemble a perverted Mandarin. Not a Mandarin person, a Mandarin orange. My head has shrunk!"

And he thought this stuff was a turn on. But, he thought knew his audience, which is druids who think Pan's People are a turn on, or talented dancers. Too bad the mod would kick him out, huffing, "You don't show the proper appreciation for gimpy grunions writhing in what appear to be death agonies. We take Pan's People SERIOUSLY here. Which is why we watch our dancers and sob like Adele after removing the harpoon from her blubber.

American comedian Dennis Miller once said, "If you're a pedophile (he used the American spelling), SHOOT YOURSELF. Take one for the team!" If he knew there were still fans of Pan's People, he'd offer them the same advice.

New York Post laughs at Leonard Nimoy's death

When somebody dies, do you instantly try to think up some funny lines?

Oh, the "Star Trek" guy -- he boldly goes...to the great beyond! Har har! He couldn't KLINGON to life anymore! I gotta million of 'em...

What's going on at the New York Post? They all wish they were on the David Letterman staff? Dave wouldn't have used the crappy jokes on today's front page.

The Post doesn't even refer to Nimoy as a human being, or mention is actual name. They only refer to him by his fucking Trekkie identity. Then, let the oh-so-clever wordplay begin!

Good News: 400 Religious Fanatics Castrate Themselves

Hey! There won't be MORE of these MORONS.

Guy who owns a hospital has guys come in and pay to be castrated. Nice work if you can get it.

Yes, the GOOD NEWS is that a bunch of urine-faced retards won't reproduce.

The BAD NEWS is that other religious fanatics, thousands more, prefer raping and beheading to self-castration. They don't take their orders from some rich fat bastard who only wants to make money. They follow far more sinister puppet-masters who have no interest in religion, just their own power.

How about a new rule on immigrants...arrive but a) prove you're castrated, and b) prove you're not a fucking Muslim fanatic who is going to blow up a bus.

Kid Redneck Goes Beyond the Beyonce

Even the worst tea bagger and idiot conservative can have a FEW moments of clarity and truth.

Even so, it IS disconcerting to EVER agree with gun nut Ted Nugent and plagiarist skank Kid Rock.

In a wonderful case of the White Trash calling the Mocha Turd black, the man who has no hit song I can name dissed the woman who ALSO has no hit song I can name. And really, if you CAN name a hit on either of these idiots, you're either White Trash or a Mocha Turd.

The racial gap and the generation gap always get wider and wider.

Sometimes something is a bit ahead of its time, and apologies need to be made. Frank Sinatra began to appreciate SOME rock music and rock songwriters. Parents began to realize The Beatles were actually more than 4 guys who needed haircuts.

But mostly, the negatives are positive. The proof is that the bargain bins are loaded with trendy shit that has proven to be a waste of time. If Kid Rock or Beyonce checked eBay, they'd find that right NOW, it's hard for sellers to make even a buck off albums they made a few years ago, and even the latest don't sell for much.

Nothing wrong with saying Kid Rock appeals to assholes who drink Jack Daniels from the bottle, or that Beyonce is for morons who also think Maya Angelou is a poet and that Cosby's sweaters are tasteful. The sad state of music is that there's so little intelligent, quality music for discerning fans to listen to and critics to write about.

Ed Sheeran can fuck Sam Smith while Adele watches

What's in the water supply, Mr. Cameron, that is causing Great Britain to wimp out so BADLY??

A mawkish moron sent me a link to the new Ed Sheeran "OFFICIAL" YouTube video for "I Can See the Stars," and IF I'M BEING HONEST, I've never seen a worse load of gummy, gooey, treacle-infested trash heaped into one eyesore.

I'm used to bad music, and it's gotten more rotten and self-indulgent every year. Fine, people need Chris De Burgh or Harry Connick Jr. or Kenny G. or whoever it is...let it remain a loathsome niche. That this crap turns up in thrift shops for next to nothing, and never gets a good review, is proof enough of what it really is.

But when people sob that ADELE and her brainless break-up bellowing is the greatest artist of our time, and a sappy fag like Sam Smith can steal a Tom Petty riff and lame it up, and this fucking soggy ginger cookie Ed Sheeran is getting huzzahs...that's carrying the limp corpse TOO FAR.

This "OFFICIAL" load of crap from Sheeran has the nerve to steal and display a huge collection of the worst greeting cards the world has ever seen, and the worst MEMES and the worst self-help platitudes. I suppose it's better than seeing his incredibly nerdy face the entire time.

The singing here is an embarrassing attempt at Bee Gees harmony (and they could be very ripe). The melody from this not-So-Keane purveyor of limp-dickery documentation is predictable and generic. WHO the FUCK is buying this? Gays? Dimwit Mileys doodling hearts and unicorns into their schoolbooks? Even by that standard, this is a substandard mutation.

Is this the response to ISIS and Muslim immigration, and neighborhoods crumbling, and paychecks dwindling? The stiff upper lip has drooped and all teenagers in England can do is play fucking ED SHEERAN SHIT?? They sit around spending what little they have on chocolate and SHEERAN downloads, and gaze at the stars in sweet despair?

The link between music and sociology is fascinating. Remember The Beatles bringing joy to America? Why do you suppose that happened? It wasn't JUST the music. It was the Kennedy assassination. Remember the Sex Pistols and the punk rebellion? It was an uproar answer to disco and complacency. "God Save the Queen" was a shout-out that no, our grand politicians were NOT getting it. Rap raised its ugly head to mirror the sullen, self-indulgent menace of the new black community, the ones, like Trayyyyyvon, who felt they can go around looking menacing and violent because they think women should all be raped and cops should all be shot. So what is Sheeran and Sam Smith and Adele's message? That sappy songs of heartache should be sung at the Shitney Houston level of decibels? That the new religion of those who don't follow Isis is to follow i-Losers? That instead of saying "Allah is Great" they say "Look to the Stars" and read self-help books and light candles and stay indoors? There's a difference between being sentimental and being mental.

What do ED SHEERAN, SAM SMITH and ADELE all have in common? They could be knocked to the ground by any teenage Muslim. They are telling the world that British men are wimps and faggots, and that British women are obese pigs.

Even worse, THESE three are making a fortune so they can hire bodyguards. They can, because fame is a good deodorant, connect with all the stinkers they want, and because they don't know the difference, can think that all the people attracted to them actually like them and not THEIR MONEY.

What did that awful Sam Smith say as he gathered up his Grammy awards? He sneered his bitchiest smuggest sneer and "thanked" the guy who "broke" his heart. As in, "ha ha ha, now that I'm rich, it doesn't matter what a ridiculous wimp I am, because I'll have the pick of the opportunists, and I can flatter myself by dumping THEM, one after another, if they don't do everything MY way." Same with Adele, the fat ugly cow. She's got a fella now, because that guy wants her money. She can pay $500 at the "Lipstick on a Pig" beauty parlor, so that she doesn't look quite as hideous. Meanwhile all her fans can do is feed themselves bag after bag of chips and re-run her bag of songs.

I was told, when this horrible Ed Sheeran piece-of-shit song link was sent to me, to "get out the handkerchief." Because, God knows (but Allah doesn't) there's nothing more satisfying than a good self-indulgent cry?? No, I'd get out my handkerchief to strangle the fucking idiot who thought I'd like to hear this awful fucking song.

Bob Dylan sang it: "Now ain't the time for your tears."

Then again, maybe only the Muslims are playing the one where he remarks, "The world is ruled by violence."

Sad songs say so much...about a culture in defeat.

EBAY PARASITES: LEONARD NIMOY MR. SPOCK "Died So We Can Prosper!"

Yes, Trekkies loved it when Mr. Spock, using an ancient Jewish hand signal, declared "Live Long and Prosper."

Now that Leonard Nimoy, who created the iconic character has died, less than a few hours ago, EBAY PARASITES have decided THEY should prosper.

In record time, EBAY has been filling up with "memorial" and "R.I.P." unauthorized merchandise. Hello, Paramount, are you going to be filing some complaints on this shit?

Paramount, owners of the Mr. Spock character and the "Star Trek" show and movies, might just shrug and say, "Oh, not worth our trouble when we can go to Starbucks for a two hour lunch."

Maybe they'll sigh and say, "If fans want this shit, we won't put it out, so let these maggots do it."

Except the people who do it, are the Burke and Hare bastards of EBAY and do it to anyone who dies. Ebay scumbags download a photo on any dead star, and will stick it on a shirt, button or bumper sticker if there might be a a few fans so grief-stricken they don't know what they're doing.

Technology allows for "print on demand" garbage. The demand for a few days could get these penny-ante assholes $40 or $50, which is big time to them.

Fans don't think they've been had till the junk arrives, a week later: "Did I really pay for this bogus "memorablia" item, when Nimoy's death is now old news?? Gosh, I might be considered even more of a chump than I already do, walking around in a Star Trek uniform..."

Lenovo Bloatware - Are We Closer to Cyber-geddon?

How lovely, a big computer company sells stuff loaded with a kind of dangerous malware. Oh, call it "bloatware" instead. Call it "adware." By any term, it's shit that can get you hijacked and your identity stolen.

Lenovo, uh, isn't that a company now owned by THE CHINESE?

I remember a few years ago, a smug computer-savvy friend of mine insisted I absolutely HAD to get a LENOVO. Oh yeah, the best of the best (if you exclude a Mac). Not only get a LENOVO, but get a custom-made one, with your choice of hard drive capacity, etc. etc. Except whatever I would've got, would've been bundled with a load of dangerous crap!

From insecure credit card data from giant chains such as Target, to creepy crap from Lenovo, it does seem that "the big one" will eventually arrive. It'll be the ultimate cyber-terror and hacker strike.

Didn't we come close when eBay insisted that everybody change their passwords? When some prominent banks muttered about compromised security? What are we supposed to do, store our money under the mattress? Considering the interest rates, why not?

I know people who insist on using their fucking credit card for everything, and in the dodgiest little bodegas and the crappiest little shops. Any surprise when they moan that somehow they were getting charges for stuff they didn't buy, and from places that ONLY cater to minorities?

What more can I say, as I upload this via some "insecure" server, and stare into my computer screen and wonder who is somehow staring back at me...

Yes, $100 MILLION for MORE SHIT

Kim and her Kreeps could take out ISIS. They could put a bounty of $1,000 on every ISIS member, and suddenly all those apathetic fuckheads in Syria, Iraq, Iran, Lebanon, Dubai, etc. etc. would grab a gun and start shooting.

They could fund birth control clinics to make sure horrible white and black trash don't breed competition for them.

Nah, they'd rather jet all over the place, giggle and pose naked, strut wherever there are cameras, buy gold-plated toilets, and be obnoxious. This impresses the white and black trash that watch their shitty show which...

...has been renewed for four more years, for $100 million.

Yes, "Keeping up with the Kardashians," bitch-face Kris Jenner, and her spawn of octaroons, lunatics, bottom-heavy trash and air-headed nasal-voiced dirtbags, all with the first name beginning with K. Not to mention Kanye.

"Oh don't encourage them..."

IF I'M BEING HONEST, this will mean four more years of obnoxious drama played out in the papers, because these media whores will do anything and everything to promote their show. I would not be surprised if they deliberately get into car accidents. They'll pick fights, start feuds, have wardrobe malfunctions, scream at each other for having affairs with gorillas, admit and deny anything and everything, and, as Liberace sagely said, "Laugh all the way to the bank."

And you wondered why ugly Kim was dragging her screaming brat around? A photo of that little monster howling while Bitch Wintour of Vogue Magazine sat nearby trying to ignore her, was in every fucking newspaper and magazine in the world. "Look, it's North West, flinging her diaper full of poo at Bruce Jenner's fake tits while Kendall Jenner wears the gown HE wanted to wear while sucking off a few members of the Los Angeles Clippers!"

Four.......more.......years.

Yeah, last night wearing a latex dress over your gigantic ugly ass, Kim. What misery will be in the papers tomorrow? Where's the APP that would give me a Kardashian-free Internet??

LAH-DEEEEEE-DAH follow my ass EVERYWHERE, HA HA HA

What ingrates. Ransom for a reverse racist

They'll sort it out for Sorter.

Here's a woman who lives in trendy Seattle, and I guess there just aren't any minority group members there who might need advice or tutoring. No crime in Seattle. Highest literacy rate in the country, I'm sure.

She could've taken a bus down to Compton, in California, where all the rappers sulk and make spastic finger gestures, and wear their pants around their thighs. But, going ALLLLLLLLLLLL the way to Africa was much more noble.

It looks as good on the resume as Peter Gabriel putting on a blackface accent and singing "Beeeko, BeKO! Da man iss DED!"

Somehow, for the reverse racism of not caring about the white meth-heads in Seattle, or the blackheads, or the Chicanos in L.A., or the vast amount of immigrants who don't speak English, Rev. Sorter was not respected or rewarded. Nope, some thugs want a reward for kidnapping her. And where did they learn this? From the Somali Pirates and ISIS. Monkeys see, monkeys do.

The media promotes piracy and kidnapping as "fair and just" things for poor people to do. Or fat spuds in Holland. Or anyone anywhere. So it's a surprise that we're seeing what the fag journalists call an "uptick" in such crimes? To use another of their lame words, the "underpinning" behind all this, is that reporting dastardly crimes with a sense of shock and awe for the "Robin Hoods" has its...uh...REWARDS. Way too often.

Thank you media, for breathlessly promoting Pirate Bay, Somali Pirates, Julian Asshole Assange, and the rest of 'em. And Isis? They know you idiots in the media will jump at every flashy stunt they pull, which brings worldwide outrage and a lot of glee and excitement for punks who think, "Wow, I'd like to join THEM, they are KEWL! They get to rape women, and shoot guns, and destroy shit, and they don't believe in the religion Mum and Dad do! I'm IN!"

As Louis Armstrong sang it, "Watta wunnda full woild."

Muslim psychos hate "Free Thought," ambush un-armed writer

Avijit Roy has lost his life. He was unarmed. He believed in "free thought." His unarmed wife lost a finger. Had she lifted it to help him? No, savage Muslim bullies attacked the couple on their way back from a book fair.

This story probably won't get much coverage in the USA or UK, where there's still so much politically correct Ostrichizing of Muslims. That's my newly coined word for the OPPOSITE of ostracizing. This is where you keep your head in the sand so as not to give way to the logic of "what's the only religion that is perpetrating cowardly violent acts all over the world?"

The cowardly Muslims, as usual, went after defenseless people, this time with machetes.

The crime of daring to THINK DIFFERENTLY is punishable by death in the Muslim world.

"That's my argument, restrict immigration!"

I quote Groucho, pointing to the impossibly stupid Chico. We're way beyond bringing in impossibly stupid people who might be useful in cleaning our toilets or selling tootsi-frootsi ice cream from a cart. We bring in impossibly arrogant, psychotic, selfish, bigoted, insane bully-bastards who won't learn the language (especially words like "reason," "freedom" or "fair fighting.") They won't learn the customs, either. These hypocrites want to emigrate from their beloved sandboxes? Why? Isn't that where Allah Kazam the Great is looking down on them?

What is total bullshit is feeling sorry for "the educated, industrious ones, who want to flee the terrorists." Yeah? They're the majority, not the lunatic fringe terrorists. They could topple the government by vote or by force, or stop cooperating with the thugs. This isn't the case of legit immigrants who are starving or who are a persecuted minority fleeing for their lives.

Here's another solution. These illiterate hot-headed camel-smelling morons should be pointed in the right direction. Don't take out some blogger who writes a book nobody ever heard of. How about: "Psssst. There's an infidel in Holland who blogs about being in Cal E. Fornia and surfing all day. He steals music and he's fat as a cow. He doesn't believe in Allah. Hoist the slob on his windmill and spin it till he flies a few hundred feet in the air." Outwit the system. Point these crazy Muslims toward deadbeats who should be dead, and useless wastes of space nobody will miss. "What? His name is Christer? I will strap dynamite to myself, hug that Swedish faggot, and blow us both up! I'll get 40 virgins in heaven. Maybe he'll get a Zappa bootleg he can listen to in Hell."

Daily News Turning Kids Into Depraved Mutants

How do kids get to be so sick and warped? Reading the New York Daily News.

Even if you're a strict parent and you've got Net Nanny "watchdog" programs on the kiddies' computers, here's the front page of the Daily News website in all its lurid glory:

Hey Dick and Jane, HERE are your role models!

Oooh, it's a transgender freak getting famous for imitating a nauseating piece of shit named Adam Levine!

Oooh, it's Chelsea Handler! YOU can be a media whore like HER, and talk dirty and pose with your boobs hanging out or squatting in a toilet, and that'll make you a STAR!

HOW the FUCK does the Daily Cooze and the London Daily Fail (who seem to be owned by the same pedophiles and perverts) have the NERVE to put this shit on the Internet?

It doesn't take long before people accept this junk as normal. It's bad enough that human nature makes "bad behavior" so attractive. The days of "Let's go see Bonnie & Clyde" and "Let's read that book about Manson" seem quaint, don't they?

Is it any wonder that teenage girls are running off to fuck rappers, and that everyone's switching sexes, and there's hardly anyone over 12 who isn't a virgin and hasn't run through half of the Kraft-Ebing catalog?

It's nice that people are not so "inhibited" about sexuality, or nudity, but maybe, just MAYBE, transgender, bukkake, public exhibitionism, bad girl wardrobe malfunctions, and sex Kardashian-style don't make for "all the news fit to print?"

I guess a parent is supposed to lock down the computers at home or stand guard 24-7. Or spend a LOT of time explaining, "No, no, just because the Daily News is happily telling us about bad behavior doesn't mean it's GOOD behavior..."

It was ironic that Madonna, the interracial lesbo exhibitionist deluxe, had enough money to move her brood of half-breeds and bastards to England, lock them in a castle, and FORBID them from using the Internet or television, and had enough nannies to watch them while she went out slutting herself on stage.

I kind of liked the old days when B&D and S&M wasn't happily burbled about as "did you see 50 Shades of Grey" and rap songs about ass-fucking weren't on the radio. It was a little saner when, if you wanted the worst porn, you COULD get it, but had to go to a red light district or find a mail order seller via a men's magazine to get it.

Playboy looks tame compared to the front page of Internet newspapers.

Isis Hooligans burn books destroy museum artifacts

Yeah, it's all about being "high and mighty" ain't it?

It's all about being "holier than thou," right?

Actually, religion is about pushing people around, bullying the innocent, and intimidating the gullible with fear. What we've seen all along from Christianity, whether the Inquisition or pedophile priests, has only been made more obvious by the assholes of Isis.

Who are these dirty, camel-smelly small-dicked raving lunatics? They'll use their beloved "Allah Kazam" as any excuse to indulge in nothing but outright hooliganism. Because...they can.

Whatever it is, from raping women to setting people on fire, these Muslim bastards point to some obscure page of toilet paper in the Koran for an excuse.

That's human nature for you. Even those who profess to have NO religion will rationalize any bad behavior. That includes "I'm not stealing music, I'm sharing it, sob sob sob, because my father beat me." Or just "har har, we're pirates!"

Unfucking real. We're not talking about urine-faced crazies attacking white people and their false god Jesus. We're talking about MUSLIMS destroying the culture of other MUSLIMS. Maybe now the jerks in Iran, Lebanon, Dubai and the rest will realize, "Ooops, these's terrorists have gone a tad too far." Gonna ask America for help? Or will you dik-diks arm yourselves, crawl into the caves, swarm into the mosques, and start some serious kickass and beheading on ANY jerk who is even SUSPECTED of being with ISIS? Or Hamas? Or Hezbollah?

Rampaging through a building destroying shit?

WHO the FUCK does ISIS think they are? American blacks?

Somehow, in a world of "who are you wearing" on the red carpet, and which Kardashian is fucking which rap moron, the average person is not getting these news items.

How many people heard about the 8,000 rare books and manuscripts recently burned in Mosul?

That's BURNED, as in Nazi book burning. It's ba-a-a-a-a-a-ck.

So far, the response to destroying art and literature has been rather impotent.

Adikl Sirshab, or Idle Shiskebab or whatever the fuck his name is, is the "Iraqi Minister of Culture." He might as well be the "Iraqi Minister of Getting A Dick Up The Ass." He whined:

"The assault of terrorist gangs...(on) international artifacts and masterpieces which represented the human heritage, fits the criminal nature of those gangs.”

That's tellin' 'em. Next time, tell them not to come in without paying admission.

In NYC, the Met Museum, without quoting anyone in particular (who'd dare sign his name or identify himself as an employee) offered this statement:

"We strongly condemn this act of catastrophic destruction to one of the most important museums in the Middle East."

About the only thing people do strongly is "condemn" with a few mere words. Meanwhile the Met relies on a few lame security guards to paw through ladies' purses and not much else. Nobody's going to check under some fat Arab bastard's overcoat and see if he's strapped some sticks of dynamite around his waist.

"Hey, you over there, Halvah, go over to the Met, tuck a few sticks of dynamite in your belt, and go up the stairs and blow up the room that contains all the heathen Van Gogh stuff. That'll teach NYC and the Netherlands a lesson on how great Allah is."

Doesn't it seem that most of the countries on the map could be renamed "Apathetic Assholes?" What do people do, what does the U.N. do, what do people who mutter a "condemnation" of human rights or copyright do? Nothing, just shrug and say "Oh, nevermind Anonymous, nevermind hackes, nevermind Pirate Bay, nevermind porn all over the Internet, nevermind Isis or Procol Harum....it's whack-a-mole. They can't be caught. They hide. They change their names. They all look alike."

How many seconds was Kickass or Demonoid inconvenienced? How many years did it take to put a bullet in Bin Laden's head? That's why people shrug and pay attention to whatever anus-lips Kanye does, instead, and re-run Madonna falling off the stage, or stare at pix of Beyonce with no bra under her blouse. Now let's have a nice big shrug for the destruction of books and fine art by ignorant, rampaging Muslim bullyboys. They go wherever their huge noses and their pubic beards point them. Allah is great. The police and the armies of the CIVILIZED world? Not so much.

Jihadi John ID'd - but where's Hamas Paul, Boco Harrison & Ringo Hezbestarr?

He was born in Kuwait, but EMIGRATED to Great Britain where he had a "penchant for wearing stylish clothes...raised in a middle-class neighborhood in London." He was often seen at a mosque in Greenwich.

That's JIHADI JOHN, who used his knowledge of English and his education to behead Christians and be a video star for ISIS.

So tell me, Camoron, where did you go wrong? Is it you haven't allowed ENOUGH immigrant Muslims? Didn't give this guy every benefit of British education and comfort? Didn't, in fact, bend over backwards for him while your own deserving people starve, live in misery, and have to go through rat mazes just to get a few crumbs of government pennies?

Here's a guy named after Beatle John Lennon. Isn't that adorable?

Will it be a long wait before other egomaniacal camel-shits take on more identities like that? I'm sure it impresses some of their 13 year-old slave girls. "My dear, I've just beheaded another Christian on the telly. Aren't I bad? Hellfire! Come here for your nightly spanking and buggering."

IF I'M BEING HONEST, I think everyone, including all those "peaceful" Muslims out there, are fucking sick and tired of hearing about terrorist assholes and what makes them tick. You wanna find out? Dissect a few and blow up the rest.

Taylor Swift Shouldn't Donate a DIME to New York City

Thinking about donating to charity? Lie down until that impulse passes.

This is especially true when you toss money into the drain of city-run plumbing. Whatever city it is, it wastes a fortune, from over-priced elected officials, to do-nothing "workers" who loaf for 20 years then take a pension.

Taylor Swift gave $50,000 to the NYC school system? They'll spend it stupidly in 5 minutes. If she donated it to a music program so needy kids could buy instruments, some corrupt monkey will buy a bunch of second-hand junk in a thrift shop, bill the city for "new" instruments, and give a cut to the gorilla that gave him the contract.

The NYC "Housing Authority" was just exposed for wasting a fortune, and for buying shit it never used, buying shit at high prices, and ultimately wasting money on storage and then giving it all away cheap via obscure auctions. You buy stuff at Staples for $32 EACH and sell box-loads of 'em for under $2 a box?? Oh, right, don't go to EBAY, put that stuff up on a government run website nobody's heard of.

PS, Taylor, the city bends over backwards to hire the most incompetent jackasses they can find, as long as they're members of minority groups. It's called "affirmative action."

The only surprise here, is that The Daily News is risking an accusation of racism, for showing a very unflattering picture of a fine, fine, intelligent and competent black woman.

Brush up mediocrity, and you brush up city officials.

The story concludes with more waste, so typical of dunderheads in government. How often have you gone to a government agency only to spend frustrating hours going nowhere? Being over-charged for everything? Being abused by dimwits? Finding that simple questions can't be answered? Wondering why some assholes are getting paid a big salary and plenty of time off, just to make your life hell?

The only good thing about all this, is that it was actually reported. In this dumbed-down world of media, if it didn't happen to a Kardashian, it didn't happen. Also, newspapers have cut staffing so much, that they expect their reporters to churn out tons of articles as fast as possible. It's easier to go interview Nicki Minaj about the air in her head and the gas in her tits, than to track down all the information about incompetence that requires checking ledgers and stats and dealing with a bureaucratic maze. All for what? You think the idiot bitch responsible will be fired? Nobody ever gets fired from a government job. At best, Mayor De Blah-blah-blah will say "we all make mistakes," but add, "I'm only talking about whites. Blacks, and black women are perfect, just like my wife, who gets $200,000 in city money for assistants to help her do, er, er, er, er...."

No Blogger Nudes? Google's Sneaky-Peek Game

Reddit, now run by a FEMALE CEO, just banned nude celebrity images.

The Great God Google's trumpeted that they too are banning ALL nude images from their Blogger websites.

You know they are liars.

This terse report didn't say much. It did put some money into AP's hands, for supplying a misleading news article AND for supplying a generic photo of assholes standing around a GOOGLE sign. You pay a photographer for THAT?

Naturally, my reporter's instincts led me to probe deeper.

The truth? GOOGLE, like EBAY, is merely saying, "Psssst, we know you're doing dirty nasty things. Hide in a dark corner where all your filthy pals can easily find you, AND KEEP ON DOING IT."

Google speaks GOOGLE-DE-GOOK to the media.

No, they are NOT removing ALL nude images. If you red flag an item (and most have no idea how to do that), The Great God Google might, MIGHT have a worker check it out. But NOT remove it. That worker, numbed liked a Scientologist, can choose to interpret that nude image as a) educational, b) artistic, or c) important in a "documentary" way. Like a Neo-Nazi site delighting in pictures of naked Jewish women being sent to the gas chambers.

Got all that GOOGLE-DE-GOOK? If you have a hardcore blog where you get ZIPPYSHARE money (or whatever the share service is) for illegal downloads of porn, YOU can still do it.

So can that "music lovers" site and a thousand others that has a wormhole so that you can join the "private" blog where all the "goodies" (records) are given away via Rapidshare and Mediafire.

PS, while Reddit and Google and Farcebook do something or next to nothing when it comes to keeping Jennifer Lawrence nude pix away from snickering downloaders, OTHER websites do NOTHING.

Anyone can easily find the forums, torrents, and notorious websites like Tumblr, "Chan" and "The Fappening" to get ALL the creepy shit they want.

Speaking of "The Fappening" and the others, a baseball player's wife got hacked. She's a model of no great fame, standing around on the TV show "Deal or No Deal" pointing at suitcases. But the combo of THAT and being married to a baseball player, was more than enough. Hackers with nothing better to do, hacked her, and giggle and danced about it. Ha ha ho ho hee hee.

Hackers in HOLLAND.

As this couple quickly learned, you can't prosecute hackers because a) they are in a foreign country and b) Google has made sure, along with asshole Assange and the weirdos of Wikipedia, that copyright and privacy laws remain lax.

Every laptop should have these four words engraved on them: "DON'T RUIN OUR FUN."

50 Shades of Grey - Muslim Style

Hey, she's lucky she wasn't beheaded. Poor Mohammad Hossain the Insane. He didn't get to KILL the woman. Or do a genital mutilation like his pals in Saudi Arabia love to do.

You're thinking I'm about to start a rant against the fine, fine religion of Islam.

No. Here's your wimpy caveat: "Not ALL Muslims beat the shit out of women."

Instead, let's talk about how stupid WOMEN ARE.

Yes, most women are stupid. These brainless twats have made a multi-millionaire out of a talentless British cow who wrote an amateurish piece of shit. Her "Shades" series was self-published, but in a quirk of insanity, "Saturday Night Live" mentioned it because some jerk tried to censor it, and the notoriety created a best-smeller.

Women are illiterate. They're morons. They read the SAME BOOK OVER AND OVER (the formula Harlequin novels, for example, and the idiocy from Joan Collins and other cunts). Purple prose is never purple enough.

There's classy granny-porn out there, including the shit from Anne Rice (who wrote bondage books under a pseudonym) and there's also "The Story of O," and the works of Anais Nin. But most women bypass that shit and, like the cows they are, go moo'ing at whatever people tell them to moo at. Like the "Shades" shit.

White women are the stupidest. They go running off to find the nastiest black, Muslim, Latino, goat or dog they can find. Then they can cry (or scream) when it goes wrong.

Even Madonna had to admit that her worst relationships were with the black guys she flaunted. She thought they'd understand her...the "oppressed woman" in a world dominated by men. So they dominated her, fucked her in the ass, and then moved on to the next idiot bitch. Poor Madonna, dumped after being banged in the dumper. Treated like just another white skank.

This Mohammad guy? He's an ugly stupid nerd, but he's an ARAB, so that's attractive to some dimwit who wants to prove something. She wants "naughty" fun with a "bad boy?" He, of course, senses this and would rather beat the shit out of her?

So put the blame on "50 Shades." Well, yeah, stupid stupid women made "50 Shades of Grey" into the best seller it should NEVER have been, and the movie has broken box office records. Idiots HAVE to see it, no matter how lousy the reviews. The excuse from some smart-ass bitches is: "Sure it's ridiculous, but so is porn for men." Except men KNOW their porn is ridiculous. And they get it FREE on the Internet.

Now brainless box-owners are getting beaten and buggered by classless louts. Lenny Bruce said it years ago: "Guys will fuck mud. They'll fuck chickens." They use women. And women are too stupid to know. Or it takes them a dozen incidents first. "She'll kiss a lot of frogs before she finds her prince."

The good news here, is that the stupid bitch did have a roommate, did have a witness, and it won't just be a case of "Mohammad the Manic said, and SHE said." He might actually have to apologize. Or get a 60 day suspended sentence that will be wiped off his record if he keeps his Muslim nose clean for a while.

Gee...a bunch of idiot girls are mooning over "The Joker," the murdering Muslim who destroyed the Boston Marathon and got the cover of Rolling Stone. And a bunch of idiot women are delighting in a dopey "romantic" book/film about being abused by some obnoxious idiot 50 shades worse than Rhett Butler. And now...we see a combo of Muslim lust and "50 Shades" of stupidity, combining for THIS story, which is being re-enacted every night all over the world by various repulsive combinations of dickhead and twat.

The Last Days of Clark Terry

Oh, yeah, Senilemole. Mephisto. Zinfart. Chris-Goes-Queer. All the other idiots who go to music-stealing forums or have music-stealing blogs and use those clever aliases. Here's a question for all the Little Hitlers who know everything about "music should be free" and "let them sell t-shirts."

What can replace lost royalties and NO royalties?

While YOU demand and get your fucking pension from the dullard place you worked at, or the school you taught at, or the drone government job you left at age fifty so you could go to boot sales for the rest of your worthless life...who pays the artist?

There is no way for a musician to keep a "day job" when he's breaking his back touring as part of a band.

There is no pension given him by his record label, or the RIAA or ASCAP or BMI or anyone else.

Christ, it's such a familiar story, from Dave Van Ronk to Clark Terry and back: artists who have medical bills, and need some help, and are forced to pass the hat just as they did when they were struggling in the clubs.

This, from Clark Terry's website:

You want a long life? How about if it goes on a little too long for your life savings?

What happens when inflation raises the price of food and rent, and "social security" isn't enough?

How do you feel when you struggle to the store and have to stand there in humiliation, paying for groceries by pawing and peeling off some food stamps, while impatient Yuppies sigh and grumble?

Clark Terry's records have mostly drifted out of print. No label could break even bringing them back on CD. Spotify pays pennies on the dollar, and even if a song is streaming 100,000 times, that could give Clark Terry enough for one lunch.

How many musicians know their music is still played, but all they hear is noise from the hooligan neighbors in the crappy dump they had to move to?

A songwriter who spent his life hoping for a few hit songs, discovers that the few times he got lucky, and did enough to keep going and not sell out...now he's sitting around with aching legs and a weak heart and barely enough energy to get to the bathroom he needs to.

But a Seniormole or a Mephisto tells the world that a Dave Van Ronk or Clark Terry should just go sell t-shirts on a website when he's too old to play.

Jesus.

Since you like FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE, you wouldn't want to write out a check to Clark Terry. It's against your Communist manifesto that we should all upload music and spread it around so nobody has to buy anything.

That's ok.

Clark Terry doesn't need your money.

I heard that he died a few days ago.

New York City to Taylor Swift: FUCK OFF

I'm paraphrasing a NYC newspaper headline.

President Ford wasn't giving funds to NYC, so a crusading New York paper chose the headline: "Ford To NYC Drop Dead."

Now, it seems like a crusading New York paper is at least saying TAYLOR SWIFT, FUCK OFF. Because you don't give enough money away!

Taylor Swift lives in New York City, and has become a spokeswoman, free, for tourism. At a time when Viley Virus can't stop twerking, and Justin Bieber can't stop literally pissing and spitting on people and egging their homes and cursing at the picture of President Clinton, Taylor Swift chooses to be a role model.

So she gets shat on by the New York Daily News.

She gets shit for donating $50,000 to NYC public schools? What private citizen does that? That money should come from the government. It could easily have come from the huge amount of money Mayor De Blah-blah-blah gave his ugly obnoxious wife so she could have assistants to help her be the "first lady" of the town.

Yes, the mayor's office wastes FOUR TIMES that amount on assistants for his useless shitpile bitch of a cunt of a twat of a garbage dump cock holster.

Not that HE is any better. He's worse, but I'd run out of bandwidth calling that ignorant hack of a warthog names.

Isn't $50,000 generous? It's also foolish, since the city school system WASTES that much in a day. It WASTES that much in the milk that the brats pour down the drain, and the food-fights in the cafeteria. It WASTES that much in absolutely ignorant teachers who don't do anything but duck for cover when overgrown inbred monsters come at them with rape or murder on their mind. It WASTES that much on paying plumbers and sweepers and "custodians" $50,000 or more for a fucking pension, after they did almost nothing while they worked.

I wonder what this Daily News asshole does when a poor person asks for a quarter. Gives nothing, I'm sure. If this writer gives anything to charity, maybe it's $5 for girl scout cookies? Compare it to what this ingrate dung-brain's salary is, and it's probably less than .5%. Meanwhile $50,000 is a good percentage of Taylor's take, and she has plenty of other charities, and she has payrolls for her staff, and her manager and agent.

The fucking nerve of a newspaper to waste valuable space editorializing about a gift not being ENOUGH!

Maybe it'll just mean that Taylor Swift fans will go buy the New York Post or New York Times, and will hold a grudge against the Daily News for years to come.

Shonda Rhimes is right, Lady Gaga is a Cunt

Lady Gaga singing songs from "The Sound of Music."

Right, that's lovely. NOT. This ugly duckling got to the Oscars, fresh from soiling "The Great American Songbook" with hoarse, senile Tony Bennett (she sounds good compared to a 90 year-old goat).

The Oscars, so desperate to get young viewers watching, licked Gaga arse and flattered her in the most obscene way possible. This andogryne tattooed twat is going to replace Julie Andrews? Really? That's like telling someone meeting the queen, "don't extend your hand, bend over, pull your pants down and twerk in her royal face."

Lady Gaga is class?

Shonda Rhimes, one of those uppity black women who earned her way into the business by writing and directing TV shows, has some taste. OK, not much, if she thinks that everything has to be sung by Idina Mental. But some.

Yes, the masses have NO taste. They are sheep. They wouldn't even know if if they were fucked. All that's needed for them to bleat "Genius!" and "Love it!" is for a singer to be LOUD and either hold a note FOREVER, or juggle that note with a dozen extra syllables. "That's what I call singing!"

And Kenny G. is still recording albums. And people are still mourning Shitney Houston. And people still whisper that Michael Jackson, with about three decent songs and a moon walk, is and will forever be "The King of Pop."

Sweden Terrified of Blacks, Muslims, their own Shadows

You know Sweden?

It's a sad, sick, snow-loaded country of goofy-speaking depressives. Either they ski, fuck, or kill themselves. I'd prefer the latter.

They used to be known as amoral in a fun way. They gave us dirty movies and Anita Ekberg.

Then they became amoral in allowing Chris-Sucks-Cock bloggers to do whatever they want, and to become hosts to the unrepentant "pirate" assholes of Pirate Bay.

Want to ruin the economy of British and American artists? Go right ahead, says Sweden. If we bother to look for these assholes, we MIGHT slap their wrists. Slightly. Then we'll allow them to keep right on doing it. As for Christer Andersson, on Google's blogspot or Demonoid? Nah. Have fun, you wild and crazy hipster! Nevermind you're a fat-faced gay loser with absolutely no friends. Spend all day uploading Zappa shit and cry for "nice comments."

And here's Sweden saying to blacks and Muslims "Don't hurt us like you just spanked Denmark. We bend over! We're even going to re-name BIRDS just in case a BIRD NAME might offend you!"

Did YAHOO add that bit about white niggers? No, of course not. THIS blog will always separate fact and fiction. Too bad the media generally doesn't. Too bad Sweden could care less about copyright issues, but is so deeply concerned that the few blacks or Muslims in the country might start beheading a few of those grinning Swedes who think they are SO clever, even if all they've given the world in 30 years is ABBA.

PS, Sweden, maybe one of your Neo-Nazis will simply start gunning you idiots down. You remember what happened in Finland, right? The Jokela school massacre? How about the jerk in Norway who gunned down 77, 69 of them kids? Think he was upset about bird names?

Copyright owners aren't likely to come to Sweden and mow down the Pirate Bay bastards. So Sweden can remain bird-brained.

Kristi Capel, obscure news reader, gets jiggy with the JIGABOO

Some 20-something news reader cunt, hired for her looks, doesn't know what JIGABOO means?

"I try hard not to become hysterical," but I don't know if I should laugh or cry.

Queen of America, or Princess of Cleveland, or wherever the bitch gives the news, Kristy immediately took to Twitter (what else) to rightly explain that she's ignorant.

Maybe we should be happy that people under 40 don't know that JIGABOO is a fairly ancient derogatory term? Even if NIGGA is shouted by rapper every other second of the day?

I'm not an expert on slang, but is it possible that "getting jiggy" could have its origins in getting funky or dancing the way a JIGABOO does?

We're talking about a woman who spell Kristy as KRISTI, after all.

Somehow, this twat vaguely thought that LADY GAGA was getting JIGGY, so it was a JIGABOO moment.

Or something. It was a dark, dark day for Kristy. I can say "dark" can't I?

Who did "Something Stupid?" Cameron, allowing Muslim Immigration

Oh, what a surprise. Muslims who came pushing and shoving into England, refusing to doff their burkas, refusing to assimilate, are now pushing and shoving OUT of England to join ISIS. And there are those who came here JUST to behead people in the street.

To say that it's STUPID to allow potentially homicidal maniacs into the country is to be racist. So we'll be getting more headlines like this.

So tell me Habeeb, how much British money do you want Cameron to spend to bring your bitches back?

Where were YOU? How come your brats got "radicalized?" As stupid as teenagers are, not all of them go running to join a bunch of murderers and rapists who are known to abuse women and set men on fire.

At this point in the 21st Century, IF I'M BEING HONEST, immigrants can FUCK OFF, and that applies to all of 'em all over the world. They just aren't needed. Every country has people unemployed.

It is ESPECIALLY ridiculous to bring in jerks who won't learn the language, or won't adopt the NORMAL customs of their new country. You won't doff the Halloween outfits? FUCK OFF.

Yeah, a few people in that picture look all right. Except their fuckhead daughters or sons could join ISIS any minute, or simply become terrorists in their adopted land and shoot up an office or behead a policeman.

"Ohh, so sorry," moans Habeeb, "I had no idea my son would start killing Jews. I had no idea my daughter would go live with some black fuckhead and join him in blowing up a bus." My question, who the fuck needed YOU here in the first place? Why didn't you stay in your beloved Syria or Iran or Iraq or whatever, and fight the terrorists? Why didn't you stay in Palestine and tell Hamas to get the fuck out?

I think "SOMETHING STUPID" is ceding an entire country to terrorists, and watching them get out of control because you thought they'd only stop when all the Jews and Christians were gone.

A LEGEND in his own mind

Gee, there are more BLACK men incarcerated now than there were slaves in 1850.

Who said dat?

The guy who calls himself "Legend." Prune-faced Johnny Legend, to be exact, the millionaire who, because he's black, got to be on the Oscars show and who, because he's black, got an Oscar for some forgettable song that's just another tired, boring rhapsody in black.

But get this, Hollywood, you are NOT off the hook. Sure, your sanctimonious fruity host declared the evening to be a salute "to the whitest...ah, the brightest," joining the other Liberals in pouting because the awards weren't black enough. NOT enough.

(PS, Neil, why didn't you tell the Oscars you were WHITE and therefore, should NOT be host? WHY didn't you tell 'em JOHNNY LEGEND should be the host? Why didn't you ask for a black co-host?)

And letting Legend tell the world that America is a rotten racist country and that thieves, rapists and murderers in prison are just helpess "slaves" put in jail by Whitey? NOT ENOUGH, Hollywood.

And America, you too. It's YO fault that so many blacks are in prison. None of them would be there if America gave every member of the exploding black population all the food stamps and welfare and housing they need. Free.

Nevermind that Asians come to this country and learn the language and strive to be the best students in some mediocre school. Ignore that SOME ethnic groups have no problem at all and aren't lazy and spoiled. You really think white America wants to see loads of Asians all over the place? They don't. They don't want Jews either. They don't want Latinos either. But assimilate, shut the fuck up in a movie theater, and don't stink up the hallway with your lousy food, and it can be all right. PS, it helps if you don't riot and have a reputation for killing and raping, and for the worst music on Earth.

Somehow, when black people get ahead by going to school, they are considered Uncle Toms. Freaks. But when blacks end up thugs and criminals and actually get put away for it, then it's because those same schools that graduated plenty of blacks, have to be to blame. Really? Why is it that everybody in even the worst school, didn't end up a criminal? Why did some become useful citizens?

Nevermind. Let the "Legend" spit all over the front row of rich white people, and tell millions around the world that black people in jail should've been held by the hand and walked to school, and sat down with private tutors, when even their own parents didn't give a shit about 'em.

I've known teachers who were literally KICKED by black students and SHOUTED DOWN by the black parents for trying to make a difference. To do well in school you have to take the toothpick out of your mouth, sit up straight, stop shucking and jiving, and do your homework instead of going out on the corner to do drugs. It helps if you don't skip school to go fornicate in an alley. But the black students don't wanna hear that shit, and neither do their animal parents. But go ahead, blame it on DA MAN.

And some yowling shitty song wins Best Oscar over Glen Campbell, whose tune was as mainstream as "Wichita Lineman" but far, far more important. Blacks won so too bad, WHITEY. And dat's da name o' dat tune.

Glen Campbell and Joan Rivers fucked by OSCARS on "SICK NIGHT"

OK, I did NOT watch the fucking OSCARS show.

This morning, as if weathering a miserable rain storm, I did go out to check the damage. The news reports informed me that a pair of sickos won "Best Actor" and "Best Actress."

How lovely for them.

It's no great trick to win an Academy Award for playing sick. It's the kind of role where there's built-in sympathy. It's always memorable. Anyone ever heard of any ballet scene except "the dying swan?" Dying people in movies GET OSCARS.

Eddie Redmayne mentioned ALS in his acceptance speech, briefly, and Julianne Moore won for playing an Alzheimers victim. Yes, a momentary "let's remember these are terrible diseases" then off to the OSCAR PARTY.

I was also informed that the fabulous "LADY GAGA" has officially stopped being an androgyne slut, and now knows how to dress, and can sing "The Sound of Music" just as good as Julie Andrews did. First off, to have made her fortune by being an androgyne slut is not forgivable, and secondly, "The Sound of Music" is a shitty song no matter who sings it. Also, if you're wearing a gown that still exposes your ugly TATTOOS, you have NO CLASS. Class was Julie Andrews insisting she was "proud" of Gaga's version. Julie, you'll recall, has not sung in decades. I think it's due to a botched surgical procedure.

But speaking of a botched surgical procedure, it was fatal for JOAN RIVERS. Her death was, along with Robin Williams, one of the major traumas of the year for entertainment fans. Even if you didn't like Joan, you had to be shocked at how easily a minor procedure could be fatal. It was a warning that crappy little clinics CAN KILL YOU.

And yet, the "In Memorium" section excluded her.

"In Memorium" is always the highlight of the OSCARS show, because it gives everyone a chance to sob and applaud. Death is always fun, isn't it? Well, on an OSCARS show, it beats the cheesy "jokes" and witless presenter remarks and the faggot dancing routines and the sight of a vegetable-simian like Jared Leto dressed up in a tuxedo while wearing long hair that even Bruce Jenner would find nauseating.

Who were some of the people we were supposed to sob about?

These included the GREAT BLACK GENIUS Maya Angelou. Nevermind that NOBODY remembers her for anything but her shitty books and her inane platitudes on greeting cards and memes. SHE gets on the OSCAR show and Joan doesn't.

Hmmm, people complained the OSCAR show was "TOO WHITE?"

Also: Geoffrey Holder, who is best known as a stage actor. Aside from being in a James Bond film, anybody out there ever remember seeing this guy in movies?

Who the FUCK is Misty Upham? Who the FUCK is Elizabeth Pena?

The OSCAR show had room to list everyone from fatcat "marketing executives" to any "designer" who ever sucked a cock, but couldn't add the queen of Gay Worship, Joan Rivers? Hey, aside from writing and directing films ("Girl Most Likely" and "Rabbit Test") and acting in several, she was the warm-up to the OSCARS every year with her red carpet show. She invented "Who are you wearing?" She was a force. It would've killed 'em to include her?

Who said "No, we are NOT honoring Joan Rivers" and why?

All it did was give some fresh hurt and pain to Joan's family, friends and fans.

PS, Harold Ramis was missing, too. He was a writer, and also an actor, and one of the "Ghostbusters." That's only one of the most successful films of all time, so successful it's being remade with an ALL CUNT CAST. Yes, the new "Ghostbusters" will be WOMEN. WOMEN! WOMEN! WOMEN! WOMEN!

What was the big whine all during the build-up to the show? It was "it's TOO WHITE" and "Selma" didn't get a nomination for Best Director or Best Actor. Well, the fucking film DID get a nomination for best song.

You don't want to hear it do you? You know what kind of shitty song it had to be, don't you? Something SHITNEY would sing if she was alive?

It beat Glen Campbell's song.

I guess black people yowling about slavery beats an everyman confronting his own death.

At least it does in La-la-land, where the big cry was that "Selma" didn't get nominated for everything.

The "Selma" song was just another typical piece of crap. Campbell's number was stark, well-written, and well-sung. It was memorable.

Glen Campbell is now almost a vegetable. He can't speak. He rarely can understand what's said to him. His wife was in the audience to accept on his behalf. She just went home, because a BLACK had to win. The deck was stacked, because regardless of what the #WhiteOscar hash tag assholes think, the Academy is made up of guilty white Liberals and 95% of the time they jump at nominating anybody BLACK, even amateur Somali pirates in a Tom Hanks movie. Even obese women who've never acted. Even a shitty rap song like "Tough Out Here for a Pimp." And now a crappy, predictable song in a slavery movie over the last gasp from Glen Campbell.

Glen Campbell and Joan Rivers can't talk anymore. The Academy could have spoken for them, but was silent.

PS, one of the many pointless "news" websites (THE DECIDER, a distant cretin-cousin to Buzzfeed, etc.) pronounced host Neil Patrick Faggot as yet another dud. EXCEPT, for fag's sake, they apparently LIKED the moment where he strode on stage in his "tighty whities." Jesus Fucking Christ. On most planets, this would be the "this is why he was a horrible, embarrassing host" moment.)

This is why people hate faggots. Not God. Despite what that idiot Baptist Church thinks, GOD doesn't hate faggots. First off, he doesn't exist.

People hate faggots because, like CERTAIN minority groups, they can't leave it alone. They have to shove it in everyone's face. Like, "YOU secretly like seeing a guy in his underpants. And if you DON'T then you must be a hater."

No. NOBODY should be in their goddam underpants. Would I have wanted to see Ellen Degeneres in her bra and panties? NO. But idiots don't get it. The Viley Virus factor is, "Oh, isn't that OUTRAGEOUS?" No, it stinks.

Likewise, religious maniacs can, like transvestites, DRESS UP all they want. IN PRIVATE. Don't call attention to your craziness in public. That goes for the burka Muslim shit brains, that goes for the pesty kikes in their little Jew hats. That goes for the Cardinal in his silky dress. FUCK YOU ALL. Where, in your holy fucking books, did God say you have to play Halloween dress up every day? NOWHERE. A discrete chain around your neck, with a shirt OVER IT ain't good enough? You want everyone to know your fucking religion? Why don't you also walk around naked? Why don't you give everyone the password so they can see your e-mails and your photo albums?

PS, as host, would it have killed Mr. Tighty Whities Homo to say, "Gee, Joan Rivers was omitted from the In Memorium feature. Well, I always liked her. I miss you, Joan."

Disgusted with Women who are NOT TAYLOR SWIFT

Too bad most female celebs are disgusting, and are so lowdown and dirty they don't have the class to stand up for themselves and their creativity and their dignity. Taylor Swift does.

A funny thing happened when I typed in ITAUGHTTAYLORSWIFT dot com.

It spun me to an article in the Daily News about how Taylor Swift wanted a fat-faced bald-headed parasitic dipshit to CEASE AND DESIST from using her name for HIS profit. His website now takes you to the Daily News page, instead of self-promotion from a fat-faced smug weasel.

The irony is that the first line of the Daily News piece is "So much for gratitude."

"So much for GRATITUDE?"

This schmuck did NOTHING. He happened to show a teenybopper a few chords. He was NOT her teacher. He was NOT her mentor. He did NOT create Taylor Swift.

But he wanted to make money off her just the same, and DAMN the Daily News and DAMN all the maggot-minded bastards of the world: you lampreys have NO right to a free ride.

The big excuse is "Aww, come on, you're making ALL the money. Be generous. Let people make t-shirts with your face on them, let them download your music free, let them enjoy a piece of your pie."

How about "it's the principle of the thing," you fuckheads?

All these 21st Century parasites have the same mantra: "Freedom of Speech" and "Don't ruin our fun." Their rationale of course is the same whether it's Taylor Swift or Livingston Taylor. Whoever it is, it's a celebrity, and a celebrity has no rights.

"Hey you, give us your music free, and make money selling t-shirts." "Hey you, let US sell t-shirts with your name and face on them, and undercut YOURS."

Taylor Swift, like Prince, like Gene Simmons even, is standing up for ALL artists. These people can only stop the jerks on Etsy and Ebay for their own work, and file DMCA's against blogs for their own music. They lead by example, but unfortunately, not too many are following, mostly because most celebrities are so needy they want to be LOVED by EVERYONE. So unless they hire Web Sheriff and pretend it's their corporation or their label and not THEM (Bob Dylan, Rolling Stones, etc.) they just shrug and figure, "Yes, the great unwashed are right, I'm making enough. And besides, if they want to they can hack me anyway. Better surrender what they want since they could take it by force."

People, including the fucking Daily News, don't seem to understand the principle of MINE. As in, "This is MINE. You can't take it." That's why people lock their doors. This is why stores have security. This is why there's copyright. This is why you resent it when a fucking professional panhandler demands YOU give him money. EVERY fucking day.

Many performers not only copyright their work, they trademark their names and their song titles or catch-phrases. Why the fuck should some jerk attract attention to himself by using Taylor Swift's name and make it seem like he's authorized to do it? That sends the wrong message, a message of exploitation and abuse.

In the Daily News piece, they noted that Buzzfeed (oh, what a grand source) had reported on Taylor's team cracking down on Etsy people. These are the creeps who take any celebrity's face and toss it on a cigarette lighter. What if Taylor Swift doesn't want to endorse smoking? Etsy assholes, and eBay assholes, find anything from key chains to mousepads, and simply insert a celebrity's photo into them. Why should they make easy money? What's their talent? They don't ask. They don't do it for charity. They're just parasites.

Taylor Swift, at the moment at least, is some kind of role model. Maybe she's dumped too many boyfriends. Maybe there are some things that aren't perfect about her. Maybe her music isn't so great. But damn, compared to Viley Virus and the rest, she's Saint Joan.

PS, Taylor Swift and the other classy women out there (few though they might be) don't need to be taken down to the level of visual rape that EBAY sanctions.

Note that the pervert selling this shit is so evil, so desperate for his five bucks, he deliberately spells her name wrong so her management won't find his ad. But all the pervs and desperate losers who buy his other shitty "fantasy" items will check his list and find it. This is just another side of the mediocre cretins who jealously want to carve their names into a celebrity's life.

Oh...it's another BLACK PRESIDENT. And also dickless!

Oooooooooh, if you listened to David Letterman, Bill Maher, and dozens of others sneering and joking and making faces about the WHITE FACES of this year's Oscar Nominees, you'd get the idea racism is rampant

Nevermind that this just happened to be an odd year where nobody made a decent movie about Southern slavery, Somali pirates, or hired a grotesquely obese black woman for an indulgent movie about a ghetto loser, etc. etc.

When I glanced at the crappy, boring Oscar show, the gay host introduced "The President." Pause. "Of the Academy." Ha ha. People thought black Obama was going to appear? Instead...it was a BLACK WOMAN. Yes, the President of the OSCARS is THIS woman.

She doesn't look so "lily white" does she? So "pasty faced?" Or any of the other obnoxious expressions white idiots use in order to prove how LIBERAL they are.

How do you suppose she got to be head of the Academy of Arts and Sciences Blah Blah Blah? It couldn't be because...she is a "woman of color?" Oh yes it does, girlfriend.

IF I'M BEING HONEST, this bitch wouldn't be standing around at an Oscars telecast babbling about how wonderful movies are, if she wasn't BLACK.

IF I'M BEING HONEST, all the white bleached assholes who grimaced and rolled their eyes over "how WHITE" the nominees this year were...were middle-aged white guys. I think if Letterman or Maher or any of the others was a 20-something white guy, he would find the doors SHUT. Unless he SUCKED COCK. The stars of today's new TV shows and movies are mostly BLACK. Or GAY. (Have you noticed that most white actors now are metrosexual, if not gay? Kevin Spacey? Benedict Cumbersnatch? Long-haired fairy-esque Jared Leto? Any of them MASCULINE????

IF I'M BEING HONEST, there's almost no place in the world for white hetero males anymore. The demographics of America show that the young generation, the ones who've arrived here because Mom and Dad have been breeding like rabbits, are BLACK and LATINO and ASIAN and MUSLIM. In the creative arts, the idea is to NOT hire the white guy. Hire the BLACK WOMAN (like the Oscars did).

You know, or maybe not, that I'm a big fan of David Letterman, for example. But when he started doing the "white faces" jokes, I wanted to say, "Jeez, Dave, isn't it a shame your mother didn't fuck a black guy? Why is that?"

And, "Jeez, Dave, you mope about how you only had one child. What prevented you from adopting a black boy for your son to play with? You could've picked up one from Madonna or Angelina Jolie."

And, "Jeez, Dave, why did you replace your cue-card guy with a WHITE GUY instead of a BLACK or an ASIAN or a LATINO or one of those fine, fine MUSLIMS?"

Why is it that so many of the smug bastards with the self-righteous scorn because ONE fucking year there aren't the usual black nominees...are all older white guys who are damn lucky to have jobs?

How adorable that the Internet, which is still a playground for affluent whites, had a Twitter hashtag called #WhiteOscars. Now what the fuck does THAT do? Nothing. Except it gives white hypocrite shits a chance to show how wonderful they are. "I'm shocked, SHOCKED, that so many WHITE FACES were nominated." Yeah. How many of the tweeters have any black friends? How many of them would actually go to see these fucking "feel bad" movies like "12 Years a Slave" and "Selma?"

PS, didn't the Oscars have plenty of blacks on the show itself? Wasn't practically every song sung by a Shitney Houston type, stretching out every syllable? They ran the "In Memorium" feature, and some black woman got up there to somberly sing an irritating fucking ballad.

Gee, "Selma," about Dr. Martin Luther King, didn't get a nomination for Best Director or Best Actor. Is it possible that once in a while the votes are on MERIT and not on BLACK? Maybe that fucking film just wasn't very good in its predictable sanctimonious pandering.

Listen, every year can't have a fucking "Captain Phillips" movie, with amateur Somali idiots getting nominated because they showed their huge white teeth in their small skulled faces and made Tom Hanks upset. We can't keep having movies like "Precious" to celebrate grotesquely obese black women. This year we actually got a break from the "ooh, Slavery, Slavery, SLAVERY" movies, which probably have had a ratio of 10 to 1 over Holocaust movies or movies about poor ethnic people other than Blacks.

Two words to the #WhiteOscars idiots: FUCK OFF.