HANNAH DAVIS LOOKS STUPID - Sports Illustrated Barbie-twat

Heterosexuals out there...is THIS the best we can do?

THIS dopey looking Barbie-doll crotch is supposed to make us drool and spend money on a LAME MAGAZINE?

Is this even a fantasy? An air-headed little sperm mop waddles over to you on the beach and starts pulling her bikini bottom down?

With that Twilight Zone air-head face, and that "nothing there" wax job, you figure she's going to show you some horrible operation gone wrong, and that she has no cunt at all!

How is that photo remotely attractive?

This is not sexy. I've seen better. Air-brushed pedophile pussy with no hair on it? Fake tits? Hanna Davis looks like some blow-up doll I could buy from China via eBay. The good thing is the doll wouldn't say stupid things. Davis does.

HOW stupid? This is her classy idea of how to promote herself:

"My mom peed her pants."

She was explaining, at a press conference, the reaction to her photo on the cover.

Anything else, Hannah? Did Derek Jeter pee HIS pants, too?

Hanna, in case you're from out of town, is the sperm holster for Mr. Wonderful himself, retired Yankees superstar Derek Jeter. He's 40. She's only 24. Yeah, this is going to last. Another year maybe. He's dated a ton of look-alike models, just as he's hit baseballs with hundreds of look-alike bats.

Look at that face again. It reminds me of that Elvis Costello line: "She said that she was working for the ABC news. It was as much of the alphabet as she knew how to use."

I get the idea Hannah can't spell "Sports Illustrated," and only recently learned that "Hannah" has two N's in it.

STUPID is supposedly a turn-on. All a girl needs to do is look dumb, or be drunk and passed out. Really, if a woman has tits and a cunt, a lot of guys just don't care if she has a brain in her head or tapioca.

But to pay for THIS magazine? To take it home to wank to? To warm up to it and then dive at the wife? No. There's a ton of FREE PORN on the Internet that is much more interesting than this, and that includes solo poses from amateurs and pros.

So what's going on with this simpleton bimbo? Simply this:

As with everything else in the media, SPORTS ILLUSTRATED is dumbing down to appeal to 14 year-olds. A 14 year-old gets a boner just walking down the street, so THIS is going to work out just fine. A 14 year-old gets an allowance from his parents and doesn't think, "Christ, I'm wasting my money." And if he ISN'T getting an allowance, he can just steal the magazine, and not worry that he'll spend the night in jail. Minors just get a stern, "stay out of my store."

Sex is supposed to be exciting and fun, and part of it involves a woman being mysterious or sensual or unpredictable, not an almost literal dummy that can't hold a conversation.

The media...Sports Illustrated, Maxim, Playboy, etc. show no imagination and every issue is the same. It's incredible but they've managed to make sex BORING.