PS, Bruce Media Whore Jenner, There's Also been LANA WACHOWSKI

Watch out! Don't forget WACHOWSKI.

With all this stinking spin-doctoring about how important it is that we follow Bruce Jenner the Gender Bender, has anyone bothered to mention LANA WACHOWSKI?

THIS thing:

Urp. Burp.

Let's just say it was a long, long time ago that Lars Ullerstam wrote his pioneering and sympathetic book "The Erotic Minorities."

Guys who want to walk around in drag, or be surgically cut and pasted into clownish womanhood, are NOT being denied, are they?

Lana Wachowski is free to walk around as freaky as she wants to be. In fact that get-up would not get her a second glance in San Francisco.

SO the idea that we have to suffer through Bruce Jenner's transformation because we must validate the Gay/Lesbian/Transgender community is, in a word, SHIT. He's just a neurotic media whore lunatic. He's no role model. If anything, he makes a mockery of sexual confusion and the crisis of identity.

Go worry about Cindy Bullens instead. Give HER a reality show. She has talent. She's trying to figure out just how far (surgically) to go in passing herself off as male. She's already insisting that people call her Cydney. Give her a few million to have cameras follow her around. She could use it. Maybe some people would listen to her music, much of which is very good.

Anyway, or "anyhoo" as the Dutch transsexuals say at the Obesity Farm, the reason I mention Lana Wachowski is that a new movie opened to excruciating reviews. It's called "Jupiter Ascending," and is considered a weird, pretentious pile of pig vomit. This is all the more disappointing because it was directed by the terrible twins Andy and Lana Wachowski. Lana was formerly Larry Wachowski. Fans of pop culture who also think Quentin Tarantwatto is a genius, just love themsleves the Wachowskis.

Nobody much gives a damn that Larry slowly disappeared, and as he and his brother made more weird films, HE became weirder and then started to call himself Lana, and wear a wig of used tampons (isn't that what it is?).

Whatever. What we SHOULD be encouraging is a state of "who the fuck cares." This is exemplified by all the transgenders who simply returned to work in the clothes of the opposite sex, but in essence, retained the same personalities they always had. Just a little more feminine or masculine. But not by that much. Modern medicine can't work miracles, after all.

IF I'M BEING HONEST, I think we should all be tolerant of people who are tolerant of everybody else. These are people who aren't loud drag queens, aren't wearing idiotic burkas or Orthodox Jew get-up, aren't calling attention to themselves by wearing the flag of their country on their fucking hats, and aren't deliberately speaking in the most stereotypical accents and at the highest decibel level. Assimilate, assholes, assimilate! Save your differences for opening restaurants or making fools of yourselves at "pride" parades. Otherwise get along with everyone else, and the best way to do that is not to look like a fucking eyesore.