Dimwit spic chick ex-Bieber holster SELENA GOMEZ goes LOLITA

If it's good enough for Viley Virus, it's good enough for that hot tamale, SELENA GOMEZ.

Hey everybody, this baby-faced bitch looks like she's underage! Hotcha! Aiyyyy!

In case posing topless and looking stupid doesn't send the message, the intellectually Ms. Gomez is quoted as saying "The Heart Wants What it Wants."

Which was what Woody Allen said when he tried to explain shifting his dick from the aging and increasingly insane girlfriend (not wife) Mia Farrow to the youthful, if also insane Soon-Yi.

Yes, here's another nobody that the media can't get enough of. Thank you, V (for Vagina) magazine. If that name is at all familiar, it's because not too long ago, the great Viley Virus herself of did some gruesome poses for the same mag.

V for Vagina skagazine seems to have a thing for filthy bitches who once worked for Disney. Both Selena Goo-mess ad Viley Virus both got their start with the Mickey Mouse people. They seem to be in the business of breeding pedophile-pleasing sluts.

They always were.

How many dirty old men were watching Annette Funicello on "The Mickey Mouse Club" as her budding little boobies protruded from her t-shirt?

Back then Uncle Walt made sure that his girls didn't go TOO FAR, but he's dead and times have changed. Far ain't far enough.

Goo-mess became a tabloid tart when she landed the androgyne brat-boy Justa Beeper. Beeper and Goo-mess made SUCH an ADORABLE pair, except that the Latina got bored with the little white boy. She even made a point of going on Letterman's show to giggle about how she broke up with him AND MADE HIM CRY.

For a while she got her kicks by watching him follow her around mooning and sobbing. "They're back together." Then they're not. Then they are. Aww, that Tijuana Tease.

The hot tamale has a giant snatch and is currently, so the breathless rumors go, burning a path through a bunch of black rappers.

All of this is so, so, so, so, so, so, so SAD for disillusioned fans.

Aiyyyyyy Selena, how dare you pose like a 14 year-old whore?

Or as one of the look-alike Buzz Fuck Lad Entertainment Gotta Know websites put it:

Just how SLANTED this article is...who knows. This is journalism today. Some fucking intern at a generic celebrity news website goes and "checks the tweets," and that's a news article. "Oooh, the Twitter-world is in an uproar because Selena looks like a whore." All you need to do is find a few negative tweets from unknowns and you've got a story. It could just as easily have been, "Fans delighted with Selena's new whore image. She's now acknowledging she's a grown up woman with needs!"

What you'd never see, except here, is "Who the fuck cares about pop tart idiots and their slutty poses? Has the world gone mad?" Except that's not news at all. The world HAS gone mad.