Tacky Media Whores Target Bobbi Brown for Death

HEY, let's make some money. Let's create a legend. The ugly talentless girl with the BIG inheritance has been brain dead for weeks now? Actually since she was probably six years old? Hell, yo, let's hold off on pulling the plug till...

cue the "Twilight Zone" theme...

It's da anniversary of Shitney's death! Yeah!

What else? A gypsy with a crystal ball sitting at the bedside? Voodoo drums blasting? Special incense wafting from her hospital room?

The last few days have been about how the Brown family is going to plot Bobbi's death. Great idea: let's pull the plug on Shitney's anniverary!

Why? So the hideous Brown survivors can make a video of it for a blockbuster "reality" special? Or just have "somebody" sneak a camcorder shot that can be sold for six-figures to the National Inquirer?

How many more weeks and months will Black America force the entire country to read endlessly about this shit, the same way we had to endure all the crap about poor Michael, and dear sweet Shitney?

While Arista and Clive Davis managed to coiff Shitney and clothe her, and give her the illusion of class, she NEVER had such pretentions about herself or her idiot husband Bobby Brown. That's why "Saturday Night Live" mercilessly made fun of her idiotic devotion to him, and her low-class bellowing about him.

Then there were interviews where she graphically described how she'd sit on the toilet and he'd stick a finger up her ass to coax the shit out. "That's true love!"

So what do you expect now? CLASS?

Nope. It's been low class ever since this ugly girl crawled (or was pushed) into the tub. There was some kind of physical brawl between relatives a few days ago. There have been lurid headlines over whether some drug dealer or creepy boyfriend murdered her. Articles have screamed about Cissy Houston and how she "Can't take" another death in her family. And who will inherit all the money?

Now the "braintrust" decided, "Say what, let's pull da plug on the anniversary of Whitney's death!"

IT GOT THE FRONT PAGE DIDN'T IT???

Hell ya. Mother and daughter both found dead in bathtubs, and both "dying" on the same day.

Imagine all the spiritualists and psychics saying "they are united, they are singing to each other, they are painting pictures on black velvet, and they are calling to Bobby to jump into a tub next year this time, and drop dead, too..."