Friday, December 23, 2016

Dave Clark "GLAD ALL OVER" to be a TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR Fan

How lame are the Tottenham Hotspurs that they choose a dopey "Dave Clark Five" song from 50 years ago for their anthem?

What does GLAD ALL OVER mean? That they enjoy lathering each other in the shower?

After they win a game do they jerk off on each other or take the piss?

Speaking of piss, GLAD ALL OVER went to NUMBER ONE on a UK chart (maybe a patient's chart in a mental ward).

Reporters tracked Dave Clark to his Klingon war ship, and when they told him the news, his mouth dropped open.

Just as it drops open when he's checking out footballers in the Hotspur's locker room or main office.

Too bad local newspapers aren't hiring astute reporters and researchers. One of 'em could've pointed out that a) Dave Clark did not sing GLAD ALL OVER, and b) Dave Clark did not write GLAD ALL OVER, and c) Dave Clark didn't even play drums on GLAD ALL OVER. He's d) GLAD ALL OVER because he takes ALL the royalties, because he's a first class waxy-faced cunt.

But does that make him a bad person? Actually, it does.

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