Today's Trump News: He's Good for the Jews

Oy, Obama. Watta schvatza.

That seems to be the prevailing attitude among pro-Israelites (and Jew-o-holics, Roland!).

A U.N. resolution against Israel passed with 14 "yeah, fuck Israel" votes, and the U.S.A. abstaining. No, the U.S.A. didn't vote yes or no. Obama just stuck his head in the sand.

This is the guy who urges people to VOTE. But America did NOT VOTE.

IF I'M BEING HONEST, we all know that Jews are pushy. They aren't the only ones, but they CAN BE PUSHY.

Sneaky, too.

Isn't that what this settlement shit is all about? They've got boundaries, and they move 'em. What's the excuse? "Eh, I need a LITTLE bit more space. Is that so bad?"

Just why New Zealand, home to bootlegger thief Kim Dotcom, spearheaded this, along with big-lipped no-brainers in Senegal of all places, the greasy bastards of Venezuela, and the little dick nitwits in Malaysia, who knows. Maybe Pooty-Poot and Kim Fat-Ass told 'em to do it, and they'll be rewarded with some virgin goats or something.

EVERYBODY in the Middle East is nuts. It's all that hot sun baking the ol' coconut, ya know. Often, you can't even tell a Jew from a Palestinian from an Arab. They're all tan, with black eyes and black hair and horrible noses. Their food is generally as terrible as their music. And the women have mustaches.

The Arabs want the Jews out ENTIRELY. The Jews are more than willing to have Muslims and Gentiles live in Israel with them.

So...the Arabs continue to attack Israel with terrorist groups, and demand that Israel drop dead and Palestine take its place. And the Israelis lose sympathy by building more and more "settlements."

Is Israel wrong? Of course, but agreeing to ANY U.N. declaration against Israel fuels MORE declarations against Israel. As it is, a group even more powerful than the U.N. advocates the destruction of Israel. That group is Pink Floyd.

“Whatever one’s views are on settlements, anyone who cares about the future of Israel and peace in the region knows that the U.N., with its one-sidedness, is exactly the wrong forum to bring about peace,” says Charles Schumer, Senator and New York Jew. He's also cousin to irritating and ugly Amy Schumer. He's also pretty much on target here.

Just WHAT group should tell Israel to stop with the settlements, Chuckles doesn't say. Schumer, appropriately enough the MINORITY leader in the Senate, has positioned himself as one of the most powerful Democrats left in politics. The odd thing is that Democrats are often not nearly as pro-Israel as Republicans and Conservatives.

Donald Trump campaigned on a pro-Israel platform, and the press duly noted that his son-in-law is a Jew. He said Obama should've voted NO on the U.N. resolution, and promised that when he's in office, the U.S.A. will always support Israel. He is well aware that Christians such as Pat Boone want to protect "The Holy Land."

Is there anything good about Trump becoming President? In Israel, the answer is an enthusiastic...eh, it could be worse.