Debbie Does...Cardiac Arrest

It seems that already the thinking is that Debbie Reynolds didn't have a stroke; she had a heart attack. In other words, she died of a broken heart.

I know, that's a very TABLOID bit of overly-dramatic CRAP.

But...it's possible.

After all, as that crack medical team The Bee-Gees once noted, "how can you mend a broken heart?" Not in the E.R.

Then again, WHO the fuck believes something from Dr. LaPook????

He just might be a guy who likes seeing his name in the paper. Not saying it couldn't be true, Pookie, but can we get a second opinion by somebody who doesn't have a silly name? "Calling Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard, Dr. Howard..."