Poor fellow. He has NO KNICKERS, and would love to buy some used ones to sniff.
He thought he had JUST the right girl with DIRTY LILY.
Yes, to the tune of "Fuck Off Obama," he composed a new ditty:
"Jerkin' Off On Ya."
Why the description alone had him trembling from his seat in the loo, his laptop bobbing up and down.
Alas, the auction was reported and ended before Knickerless could put in a bid.
All he could do was look through his collection of bra, knickers and suspender-belt photos from "Carry On" movies, and strum his guitar.
Another problem for Knickerless is that many of the eBay sluts REFUSE to sell overseas.
Do they figure their "scent" would get lost on a plane traveling across the Atlantic? Who knows.
Butt...there's always SOME stinking twat on eBay trying to sneak these auctions. Many do it as BUY IT NOW, figuring to get as many quick sales as they can before they're suspended.
Here's the latest, using an unsubtle name for herself, and a set of "sure-to-get-her-suspended" photos.
Such is the nature of cheap smelly twats. If they can make $40 a few times, it's well worth the risk that their Paypal account will be ended and they'll never be able to buy or sell ANYTHING on eBay again.
Off in a loo in England comes that haunting refrain...
"Jerkin' Off On Ya. Jerkin' off on ya. Jerkin' off on ya..."
Buy it NOW, Knickerless. That is, if this haughty bitch from Hairy Zone-A takes overseas orders on her odors.
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