O, No. More Tater Tots. Or Twitter Twats

Is she tossing out bon mots, or Tater Tots? Not much difference is there? 

Both are useless, really. Little naive snark remarks like "War is over IF YOU WANT IT" get nothing done. And you can't make a meal out of greasy fried bits of potato that look like giant rabbit turds.

But witness the latest Twats from our beloved Yoko. 

Yoko calls for gun control. Yeah. Great. How feeble and pointless is THAT? 

IF I'M BEING CYNICAL, is this a noble message about the dangers of guns, or just a reminder, "Hey, do you remember my husband? He wrote "Imagine," which you Millennial pricks often put on the list of TEN WORST ROCK SONGS OF ALL TIME." 

Hey, Trump is president. His sons like to go on staged "hunts" where a lion or tiger or giraffe is pushed in front of them so they can shoot it with a CAN'T MISS rifle. 

Obama couldn't get any gun control legislation passed, and a few feisty states did their best to ban assault weapons from being for sale at "gun exhibitions" and in local stores, but, hell, people just drive across the border and buy 'em from a neighboring state or ON LINE. 

Next, crack from the Yolk...

Sorry, even more annoying singers than Yoko Ono have failed to make a dent in world hunger. (That would be Harry Chapin...)

Just why is World Hunger a problem that won't go away? Monkeys have sex. Monkeys who have no brains and worse, no money, cackle and make bizarre noises and jump on each other. Are they concerned that they have a brood of five, eight or even ten monkeys that are starving? 

No. They expect the government to dump rice from helicopters. If not enough rice is dumped, so what, so a few of the weaker monkeys die. This does NOT concern the monkeys who only care about having sex as much as possible. 

Monkeys generally do not know how to use birth control, and don't care. They care about very little besides getting drunk and getting laid. They'll fuck their own kids or shove a few out a window. Why bother with abortion? Have the baby and drown it in the toilet. That's what monkeys do. 

Sorry, Yolk, monkeys have tons of EGGS. They are very fertile.  You want to Tweet about it? FUCK OFF. You've got a ton of money. Instead of building some fucking idiot "light tower," or putting up a message in Blackpool to "Smile" or "War is Over IF YOU WANT IT" or whatever, go rent some helicopters and dump rice on some monkeys. Add a bit of sushi if you want (ahhhh ha ha ha, Japanese joke-o). 

IF I'M BEING HONEST, there's something to be said for the Chinese approach, which is to prohibit monkeys from having more than one kid. Have another kid, and you BOTH get put in front of a firing squad and have your genitalia shot off. And the rest of you, too. 

Too many people on the planet and, guess what, the soil is eroding, the air and water is polluted, and there is NO WAY that the over-populating monkeys will EVER have enough to eat. 

If they starve, maybe that's a good thing. Go have some Radical Islam muzzies talk to Muhammad about it, and ask if that's part of his plan. "Does God not care if some of our baby monkeys die of starvation?" "God cares as much about your brats as he does about baby possums being eaten by a komodo dragon raiding the nest."