Sunday, December 25, 2016

The Assad of Accapella Strikes Again

Is this guy declaring war? Threatening to blow up schools? Calling for ethnic cleansing? Preaching hate?

No, these are the faces our pal JOHNNY makes when he sings a fucking CHRISTMAS SONG!

He sure outdid himself covering John Lennon. Why it feels just like December...December 8th, 1980. You killed it, Johnny.

LET'S ALL SING ALONG...

So this is Christmas
And what you’ve done wrong
Is murder John Lennon
By your singing of his song

And so this is Christmas
And like Shauna’s tits
It’s flat and it’s boring
It gives you the shits

[Chorus]
A very lousy Christmas
And a rotten New Year
It’s only got darker
With Johnny Dork here

[2nd Chorus]
DORK IS AWFUL
ACCAPELLA
STOP HIS SINGING
NOW

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