She had a pair of greasy twins from getting her cunt spat in by a lot of taco grease from a guy named Ortiz, but NOW she's doin' it with a Jew. She's even converting to Judaism. Oy, how LUCKY for the Jews.
Moo, Jenna the Cow, but don't mix dairy and meat.
For those out of town, Jenna Jameson was famous in the porn world in the 90's. By the turn of the century, where were NO MORE PORN STARS. Once the Internet became the place to get porn, thousands of Shaunas and Saskias began to fuck and suck and get played out and burned out within months. The actual porn mills that created Jenna movies are suffering from piracy, and don't have the old paradigm in place anymore. It USED to be, that porn fans had to haunt the local sex shop, or order mail order based on what they saw reviewed in men's mags. A porn star could stay in demand for years, making only one or two movies annually. Now? 10 minute downloads, Skype and endless anonymous "Bang Bus" stuff.
Jenna herself is now just another idiot with a website, begging for people to actually PAY to view pix or download movies.
She runs Club Jenna, and really, the way she looks now, instead of wanting to fuck Jenna, most normal people would rather CLUB JENNA if she came on to them.
Oooh, and don't forget the nickels and dimes from selling autographed items on EBAY. Also on there are, yes, HUNDREDS of other porn "stars," including another once-famous blonde, Seka. Seka, poor fat baby, has had some of her auctions removed for being a tad too DIRTY for the site. She has to go to memorabilia shows to try and get a $20 off some grinning, gurgling Huelbig.
If you're keeping score, the first superstar blonde in porn was Marilyn Chambers. Then, rising from 8mm loops to feature films, was the peculiarly named Seka. Then she was eclipsed by a certain Jenna Massoli, daughter of a cop and a Vegas showgirl. She hooked up with a boyfriend who gave her a tattoo on her ass, became an underage dancer in strip clubs, and by the 90's was in men's mags and then sex videos...thanks to a boob job in 1994 and a chin implant as well.
Aside from her dozens and dozens of screen sex partners, she had two husbands (1996-2001, 2003-2006). Now? Oh, call them "partners." Creepy Ortiz actually lasted from 2006 to 2013, and now she's onto Lior Britton, for whom she's turning Jew. There's a little quirk in Judaism, that if the mother isn't Jewish, the baby technically isn't. Well, yes, the baby WILL be beaten up by an antisemite, or starved to death with sanctions if Peter Gabriel or Roger Waters has their way. But technically, MAMA must be a YENTA. So she's studying the Torah, or something like that. Maybe. Basically, if you say "I'm a Jew," that's enough! Jews don't insist you get thrown in water, or get branded by a priest in a robe, or give all your money to L. Ron Hubbard.
IF I'M BEING HONEST, the way she looks now, the only other religion that would want her would be Hindu, as she could be mistaken for a sacred cow.
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