White Trash Fucks So Loud, She Disturbs Da Niggas

We've all had obnoxious neighbors who fuck like they're in a porn film.

But to get national attention you REALLY have to be one fuckin' bitch. Oh...and you have to play the race card. Amanda Marie Warfel is now the most famous white trash slut in America, and she did it by using the N-word. Naughty, naughty, little bint. You'd be just as smug and anonymous as the annoying whores who've made life miserable for millions of neighbors, BUT...you taunted yo' neighbors with the N-word, too!

Let's see that nasty white face, BITCH!

Tell me, when was the last time ANYONE ON THE PLANET was actually arrested for being noisy...AND thrown in jail without bail for over a month? Ah, but if you're noisy and say "NIGGER," that makes ALL the difference.

We all know many cases of obnoxious bastards tormenting their neighbors and nothing happens because...it's white on white, or black on black.

As for YOU, Miss Noisy-Fuck Racist...

No privacy for you!

You wanted everybody to know you love to fuck? You got it. Even the arrest reports are now public knowledge.

Just how a local story like this goes national is always fascinating. If I had the time, I'd try and track it down. Did this first make the local papers in the obviously horrible town of York, Pennsylvania? (Not Kentucky! Not Florida!). Or did Ms. Saylor get a lawyer who figured, "Ah, the N-word, we can REALLY have fun with THIS," and create a publicity release and circulate it to the Associated Press?

It sure as fuck ended up everywhere from the giddy-fag website of Perez Hilton to the fabulous USA Today, which is technically America's only "national newspaper," circulated to every hotel in the country as well as newsstands.

Did poor Mrs. Saylor, with FIVE kids at home do anything to raise the fuckin' ire of da white bitch? To the point where da white bitch could only get even by loud fucking, and name-calling?

The slant, of course, is totally in the opposite direction, and why not? Who wants to hear somebody else fucking all night? Continuing the story as it appeared in USA Today:

And in April, the neighbor, 25-year-old Amanda Marie Warfel, pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct and harassment charges for incidents that took place in February and March, according to charging documents.

Those charges were reduced to non-traffic citations, according to District Judge John H. Fishel's office. A charge of ethnic intimidation — originally filed against Warfel in connection with a Feb. 28 incident — was dropped.

Two of Saylor's daughters — a 15-year-old and a 17-year-old — share a room in their row home in the 100 block of West Gay Street. That room shares a wall with Warfel's room, she said.

When the noise first became an issue about two years ago, Saylor said she would knock on the door and ask Warfel to quiet down. It didn't help. Warfel would call her daughters names and threaten them, she said. As she was having sex, she would describe the acts loudly enough for the girls to hear, she said.

On March 21, Warfel was "loudly fornicating and banging around her bedroom to the degree that the victims' dresser and her own bed shook," documents state. A family member knocked on the common wall, but Warfel yelled back and the noise became louder, documents state.

On Feb. 28 around 11:15 p.m., Warfel made "racist comments" and ignored requests to turn down her music, according to charging documents. One of Saylor's daughters, who was trying to sleep, again asked Warfel to turn the music down, and Warfel allegedly responded by using derogatory language. The daughter is black, documents state.

But it wasn't about the racial comments, Saylor said. Not really. "We're not a family that gets easily offended," she said.

It was about the impact the situation was having on her family. "She harassed my kids for two years," Saylor said. "We let it go for two years. ... I shouldn't have let it go that long. I should have started calling the police a year ago."

Warfel's loudness, she said, would keep her two daughters up so late that one would have trouble getting to school on time the next morning. On two occasions, state police wrote notes to the school to excuse her lateness, she said.

Her 17-year-old daughter, who has cancer, needed to be quarantined after getting treatment. She stayed in the room for 10 days in January because "she had to be isolated up there," Saylor said.

During that time, Warfel had sex "non-stop, making sure that my daughter heard," she said. "I couldn't do anything," Saylor said. "I couldn't be around her; nobody could."

And the mother of five hardly ever saw Warfel, who stayed cooped up in the neighboring row home, she said. The first time she had seen her in a while was at the preliminary hearing in April. Warfel remained in York County Prison, where she is set to be released June 20. A hearing for a second case of disorderly conduct, which police say occurred March 21, still needs to be rescheduled, according to Fishel's office.

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For some reason, we don't know the name of Warfel's partner or partners, and what, if anything these guyyyysss said or did. There's also the odd line that a daughter "who is black" was upset, which suggests that, what, Mrs. Saylor isn't black? Has a mixed litter at home?

Let's take a look at you, Tanya. And yo man.

WOOF!

Hey, give Amanda some props for daring to say ANYTHING to a blob like that, especially when she's got a Big Nigga livin' wif her. Surprised Amanda didn't get cut, yo!

It seems like this is a pretty trashy neighborhood. The people do seem to be able to afford da Internet, and some amusing pix can be found on FARCEBOOK.

If you check on West Gay Street in York, Pennsylvania, why, it seems like quite a nightmare. Entire houses can be bought for $22,000.

It's fuckin' row houses. Maybe some are well kept, but who the fuck lives there? Workers in factories?

A lot of row houses can give the ILLUSION of being safe, and maybe full of hard working people, some with a pretty nice car (since they're not spending much on rent). But what DO they have to do besides FUCK?

Row houses also have the domino effect, don't they? One or two get taken over by drug dealers, loudmouth drummers, a few niggas who can't behave, and property values go down even more. People get a bit testy when they've spent money on a house that is no longer going to bring back much when they sell. People get testier when they realize they are stuck for life in a shitty area with shitty people.

The area is pretty rural, with clusters of houses and big stretches of nothing.

Let's step back a bit.

America, so big and vast, so many insane places nobody's even heard of and nobody would want to visit. Why, you can live so cheap all you need to do is sell your smelly underwear on eBay now and then. And if you're fucking all night, you have plenty.

Well, at least the kiddies can get their sleep now. And poor Amanda Warfel, no heterosexual sex for several weeks! OH! OH! Ohhhhhh!