Courtney Stodden Cunt is Sodden Squatting Rotten Soon Forgotten...

Hello...and GOODBYE Snotney Snotten, or whatever your name is.

America has more than enough blonde bimbo boneheads without YOU.

You know who says so, besides me? THE NEW YORK DAILY NEWS.

Having the obligation to placate her publicist, the paper dutifully ran some pix of the self-absorbed Sponge-slob Asspants, the one with the silicone fallen-rock zone and the face only the Crayola and Play-Doh factories could love.

Yes, even in this "famous for being famous" world of pop "culture," the media draws a line in the foul sand. There's just a limit as to how many turds they want to polish.

The American public has an attention span for only a few blonde bozos (is Kim Kuntrashian's hair blonde this weak or not?). There's also a limit to how many of the black ho's anyone can tolerate knowing about (Li'l Kim is back in the news, but had to get pregnant to do it).

You say hello...we say goodbye. The British invasion of a pool of liver with blonde hair on it...no thanks. It's no skin off Courtney's waxy nose. She can just go ferry across the Mersey...on a garbage scow full of dead fish.

Courtney, while you're in America, go see a plastic surgeon for a few thousand pounds' worth of added padding to your butt. It's not going to make you competition for our Kim Kuntrashian, but it'll help avoid actually feeling something after hearing: "Don't let the door hit you on your way out."