KELLY CLARKSON SHOVES BABY BACK UP HER CUNT

Now that's a headline.

Isn't it?

THIS isn't. THIS is not news. THIS is pap you wouldn't feed to a newborn with no taste and no idea what shit is.

Compared to Kunt Kardashian, Kelly Clarkson is Grace Kelly.

Nothing against Clarkson (I could care less if she ever sang another note, though). If she has adoring hillbilly Paula Deen goggle-eyed greasy-lipped chicken-breath housewife morons who have nothing better to do than stare at pictures of her baby...fine. I don't fault Kelly Clarkson for posting this pointless drivel for her fans, or Tweeting her twat off. If Jimmy Kimmel posted pix of his stupid newborn and Tweeted his dick off...same thing.

But why pick it up and make it NATIONAL NEWS?

A pregnancy, a birth...it happens ALL THE TIME, and TOO DAMN OFTEN. It's nothing for the rest of us to celebrate! What a stupid pulpy dollop of fat (the baby, I mean, not Kelly Clarkson). It will have no personality for another five years, and no GOOD personality for maybe another 15 or 20.