Now Trending in Hell (aka the New York Post) Kardashians and...

If you want to check on the latest news, the New York Post website really isn't the place.

Along the top, THESE are the "trending" topics their (lip)readers care about...

Maya Angelou? She was 86. A rotten poet. Stop knee-jerking about it. She's already rotting.

9/11 Memorial. What about it? All any New Yorker (or anyone else) has to do is notice the World Trade Center towers are STILL GONE. That speaks volumes more than what replaced it, or what's in a fucking museum.

Elliot Rodger? That ladyboy androgyne girly-lipped freak? He killed 6 people. That was last week. Stop putting his fucking name up there as a trending topic worth reading. If the headline is "Gun Control Laws Enacted," I'll read about it. And that's never gonna happen in the United States of Small-Penis Gun Nuts.

New York Rangers. Oh, forgive any city their fetish for laundry. Who the FUCK on the Rangers actually was born in New York? Or lives in New York? People are cheering "Go Rangers!" like it means anything?

New York City is the greatest city in the world. It doesn't need to see a bunch of Canadians, immigrant Russians or oafs living in New Jersey to put on drag outfits with "NEW YORK" on the back. PS, hockey is a stupid boring sport, with clutzy looking morons thumping into each other and having inept fistfights about it. It's boring even if you have 20-20 vision and can follow a puck being slapped around the few chunks of ice that aren't melting.

Kardashians? Really? This is ALWAYS trending? What's the latest news? Kanye found Kim's clit? And it looks like a baby roach?

That's what's TRENDING along the top of the POST website.

In case you were wondering about V. Stiviano (why not just call her The Slut), she's ON the main page, as always...

This treacherous psycho whore is either wearing some insane attention-getting outfit, or sashaying about like a ladyboy after a sex change operation, prattling about how she never fucked Donald Sterling, or they're friends, or he's not a racist, or he is, or here...that blacks are crazy (and she's half-black and ALL crazy).

Ugh, the cunt with six fake IDs and names (next she'll call herself P. Pussy, or Clit Diddy) has had countless arrests. She should be in jail right now. So should the bitch that she claims "leaked" the recordings that she secretly made.

The whole Donald Sterling case is a big bore. Very few people AREN'T racists to some degree, and very few have NOT said something derogatory about another race.

It would be one thing if Sterling made racist remarks on camera during a Clippers basketball game. The NBC has a right to object to that. But what a man says in the privacy of his own home...ain't that "Freedom of Speech?" Or is it only "Freedom of Speech" when Google fights any law that would force them to uphold copyright?

So this old fuckhead was secretly recorded...by a bitch who was in danger of losing her 1.8 million free mansion and fancy cars because she was pissing off the old fuckhead's wife. So she goaded him into whining about how he doesn't like it when she minces around with black guys and embarrasses her old Sugar Daddy with that shit. It's not like he's been caught paying less to his black players than his few (if any??) white ones. It's not like the Clippers stadium doesn't have any black employees except on the basketball court.

Only Kareem Abdul-Jabbar notably called out the media to consider her as bad as him, and to question how anyone can have their privacy invaded and not see the perp go to jail.

Instead, this Stiviano bitch...who looks like she's half Mexican and half rodent, with her weird slanty eyes and freakish teeth...keeps right on babbling like a superstar, and isn't in jail for contempt of court for not revealing who (if it wasn't her) leaked the recordings to the media.

Oh well. Amusement is what we crave, not justice. Not really.

Some asshole can steal Pam Anderson's sex tape and that's legal. Some asshole can steal anybody's sex tape and release it without their permission. Anyone can record a conversation and leak it to the media with impunity. As long as it's a fun "entertaining" story.

So we're saddled with "TRENDING" miseries like KARDASHIAN trivia, and the front page has another half-breed whore even worse than Kim, parading her bad taste and no morality.

And this is all fine with the New York Post, a weird, weird paper that thrives on filthy stories and gruesome photos of fat-assed whores like Kardashian...and then gets into a righteous rage with their conservative editorials screaming about Hillary Clinton or anyone who doesn't think fracking is a good idea, or Wal-Mart paying an abominably low minimum wage. The Post is like the anti-gay politician caught sucking cock in a men's room. Conservative and disapproving...while secretly craving the worst debaucheries. And what they "TREND" is a good reason for them to go to hell.