Her idiot ex-husband Antonio Banderas is a cartoon...he's probably made more by being the marble-mouthed cat in "Shrek" movies (with the sobbingly wide eyes) than anything else he's ever done.
Supposedly she's a dyke and he's queer...and this was a marriage of convenience. But that's more a Perez Hilton problem than anything THIS blog gives a damn about.
It's just that a) Melon Head has a face that looks like a half-rotten honeydew that some mean kids experimented on with putty.
And b) It's boring to read about a woman just because she showed off a stupid tattoo...which is now missing.
I know. Sometimes even an intelligent woman has a tattoo. Or more than one. Angelina Jolie seems intelligent...she just had so many mental problems she had to stain her beauty with idiotic notes on herself and other debris, including "Billy Bob," which she had to have lasered off when she and Thornton split.
Melanie needed to show the world she is heterosexual and SO in love...by putting a cornball tattoo of her jerky hubby's name on her arm. Hey, you're Melanie Griffith, daughter of Tippi Hedren, not some greasy asshole's property. Where's your fucking sense of self? Up some hole or other?
Now, after 18 years, this dreary duo have split...so she's been showing up with the tattoo either partially covered in make-up, or totally covered. I suppose actually having it removed will take a lot of time and pain. Good.
Tattoos are stupid. That gossip magazines and newspapers LOVE to show these daring bits of inky drivel only encourages others with low self-esteem to do likewise.
You are such a nothing that you need to show off 3rd-rate art that some dumbass with a drill made for you? This is your idea of status? Some lame flower, mystic symbol, or the name of some jerk you will probably end up hating?
There's only one good reason for Melanie Griffith to get another tattoo...which is to take attention away from her appalling face.
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