I open today's newspaper...and I notice a glossy supplement in it. Heavy stock paper. What can it be...
YOU GUESSED IT?
It's Adolf Google again. Now they want to annex Amazon! They want to knock off Fresh Direct and everybody else.
You actually have to BUY something? Ve haff vays...of making you BUY FROM GOOGLE!
VE INTERRUPT YOUR NEWSPAPER WITH A FOUR PAGE AD TELLING YOU TO BUY FROM GOOGLE!
PUT ON YOUR GOOGLE GLASSES AND READ THE CENTERFOLD!
IFF YOU VANT SOMETINK...GO TO GOOGLE! GO! SHNELL!
Got it, Earthlings? You buy a Google computer, you use Google Chrome, g-mail, YouTube, Google PLAY for all your entertainment, and if you have to buy something...GOOGLE EXPRESS. Do NOT go ANYWHERE ELSE. WE ARE CONTROLLING YOUR LIFE.
You thought it was convenient when Amazon and the rest made it so you didn't have to leave your house?
One day soon, you won't even be able to leave your house without permission from The Great God Google.
Besides, there won't be much out there anyway. A few theme parks. Some bars to drown your sorrows. Otherwise...empty stores. Dead space. Nothingness.
Expect GOOGLE to take over the post office, or they'll just have a fleet of their own trucks driving around taking photos of everybody and everything, and delivering your food and clothing.
Is it a surprise that governments tremble and refuse to legislate against Google? Even common sense laws to protect copyright are ignored. And on the Internet, at best, there's nervous laughter and giggling over, he he he, Google "doing it again."
Anti-trust laws? Never heard of 'em. Google Uber Alles!
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