Google's Stereotype Italian World Cup Soccer Assholes

Oh, it's Father's Day, and Luigi is taking his huge greasy mustache and his little meatball son to...PLAY SOCCER. Or go to the stadium for WORLD CUP SOCCER. Or go to a sports bar with a giant screen for watching that shit.

I don't suppose any Italians really care that this is not-PC, because it IS good old GOOGLE, and everyone LOVES GOOGLE.

I might be wrong. GOOGLE could be making fun of Brazilians. Germans. But that seems more of an Italian mustache.

Who knows what wonderful SOCCER DOODLE we'll have tomorrow? Maybe somebody will preserve them all for us on YOUTUBE, dancing and bouncing merrily along.

By the way, Luigi, GOOGLE knows exactly where you've been walking, has tracked every place you've walked for the past month, and of course knows every site you've visited on the Internet. Really, Luigi, that website with the women fucking themselves with Italian sausage and using dried up leftover meatballs for anal beads...who knew you were that kinky?? GOOGLE KNOWS!!