Sunday, June 1, 2014

"Oozing" Candace Swanepoel Needs a Gynecologist

WHAT A HEADLINE...

According to the squealing shill at the DAILY FAIL, some cunt named Swinepool is oozing.

Gynecologists know what "oozing sex appeal" usually means. A yeast infection.

Instead of a gown, this waxy-faced droopy-eyed scone-jawed greasy-haired media whore should wear an adult diaper.

That's what someone who "oozes" really needs.

It's so pathetic how crappy newspapers and stinky websites all gallop after any bitch they can find, breathlessly (so as not to smell the rancid vagina) saying "SEXY!"

There are hundreds of girls riding the bus or the underground who are sexier than Swinepool, and they do it by being natural, not all tarted up like a drag queen.

WHO said this bitch was sexy? MAXIM? MAXIM? Staffed by 18 year-old boys who can't get laid? MAXIM is a "lad mag," aimed at pimply Herberts who are too wussy to look at real porn on sites such as "pubes glorious pubes." No...they'd rather stare at a mannequin like Swinepool in a gown or swimsuit...and tremble.

The world would be such a better place if..."Imagine there's no Tabloids...it's easy if you try..."

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