MILEY CYRUS ... RESPONSIBLE FOR AMERICA'S MASS SHOOTINGS...

No.

That's just a headline that says something nice about Viley Virus.

People don't go to her concerts and then rush off with semi-automatics to indulge in what President Obama calls "a shame."

People just race out of her shows to do more molly, tongue anyone they can, twerk a lot, and in the morning, wonder where the awful smells are coming from.

But no, they don't kill people after a Viley show, they've just killed time. "A Shame," the gun violence.

Really. The PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, reflecting on how every week there's another crazy mass shooting in America, simply shrugged and said "we should be ashamed of ourselves."

He didn't say "THE NRA should be ashamed..." Just the editorial "we."

Anyway...the only GOOD news is that all Viley Virus is doing is reducing America's already low morality to sewer level.

Yes, she's still on her repulsively-named BANGERZ tour, gleefully twerking and being a pop tart slut.

I'm sure if Obama was asked about this vile and vulgar little idiot bitch, he'd grimly say, "We should be ashamed of ourselves."

Oh well.

There's nothing to do except sing "Waiting For the End of the World."

That's NOT a song Viley could've penned. But the Queen of America (where they pour Coca Cola just like vintage wine) could care less. She's making a fortune by advocating slut-hedonism. Go ahead, kiss anything that moves, bend over and wiggle your ass at anything that might pleasure you. Forget about STD's. A previous pop tart named Agnetha once simpered, "I have a mind, but I put it on vacation." But in her song ("Mr. Persuasion") she didn't advocate indiscriminate sex acts with everyone on the planet. She didn't have an MTV video of waving her pasty-coated tongue like a dog.

Oh well.

Let's not blame parents. Jesus Christ, people today are so overloaded trying to earn a living, they can't be expected to monitor their brats 24-7...spy on their computers, somehow monitor cell phones, or DARE to tell some hormone-crazed teenager NOT to do what Viley Virus does. You remember when you were a teenager...all the things you did behind your parents' backs. It's only worse now, because there's more porn, more drugs, and less reasons to be responsible.

"Hey Mom and Dad, YOU fucked up my world. What do you have to show for replacing Nixon and Reagan? Dubya for 8 years? Republicans keeping a stranglehold on Obama? The rise of the Tea Party? WHAT-EVER! Before the Arabs knock down more buildings, before North Korea builds a bomb that can travel more than a mile, and before one of our classmates brings a semi-automatic to class...we're gonna fuck anything that moves, take every drug we can, date rape anyone we like (or don't like), bully people on line, sashay around half naked, and twerk while on line at Burger King as we squeal into our cell phones like rotten little pigs."

We should be ashamed of Viley Virus being America's big pop star, but that's the way it is, and the virus is only going to become a cancer.

"We should be ashamed of ourselves..." would make a nice YouTube video...repeat that loop (with a BEAT, of course) and have visuals of unemployment lines, people screaming and running from shooters, and...Viley Virus winking, sticking out her tongue, sticking out her scrawny ass, and counting fists full of money.