Humiliation of Natalie Portman by Jeff Yarber and Loran Yarber

They're the All-American couple. Orlando, Florida.

He's fat and stupid looking. She's middle-aged and of no interest to any male besides fatso.

That's Jeff Yarber and Loran Yarber. Now what do you suppose they do with their spare time?

Remember now, they're Southern Christians.

Figure them for sex perverts? Well...they don't just do bondage, sadism or humiliation for fun. They also do it for profit:

You name the female star...and they'll humiliate her.

Where? EBAY of course.

There's that secret little "adult only" section of eBay where almost anything goes. Ebay frowns on bestiality (but sellers do offer some of that stuff) and child pornography (oh, just claim the models are all over 18).

The game with EBAY personnel is the same as Sgt. Schultz of "Hogan's Heroes" fame..."We know nnnnnothing! Nnnnnnnothing! WE SEE NNNNOTHING!"

If you call EBAY you'll get Gunga Dickhead who will sing-song a lot of stupid platitudes and thank you for calling, and hang up.

You might be told to send a message to EBAY via the "report this auction" link that is off in a corner on every EBAY ad. The problem? EBAY will look at the auction and probably shrug. Natalie Portman in bondage? Is this a violation of their 'offensive materials' policy? No, women are not protected that way. Is it a violation of their porn policy? No, Natalie is not an animal and not a child. Is this a violation of "Celebrity Materials" rules that prevent the abuse or duplication of a star's image? YES, it sure is, but EBAY will pretend it's POSSIBLE that Portman allowed two revolting Southern cheeseballs to do this to her.

So it's up to Natalie Portman or her lawyer...every famous star or their lawyer...to go fog their eyeballs and nauseate themselves by checking out what gives in the "adult only" area of EBAY.

The Yarber slobs do have competition...there are several other greedy, perverted nutjobs with Photoshop on the computer and evil on their minds.

They are given star billing here because they've been doing it for half a dozen years at least, doing it on other Internet sites as well, and when they get suspended on EBAY they come crawling back under a different name to do it some more.

That's the sociopath mind, isn't it?

And so, for the moment, these obese roaches are on EBAY making money and getting their kicks.

When they cease and desist, or when somebody comes to their door and puts an end to them, this post will come down.