Wednesday, June 18, 2014

DAILY COOZE: SOCCER SLUTS ABOUND at WORLD CUP 2014

The sad, stupid, slutty world of Internet "news" sites...

In the old days, you bought a newspaper because that's what you did.

There was minimal competition. There were a few papers. You bought your favorite. Maybe two...a "serious" paper (like the NY Times) and a more sensational one (like the NY Post).

NOW? Now newspapers are going under, struggling to make money with "online" versions, and having to compete with TMZ, Perez Hilton, blogs, porn, Facebook...you name it.

No wonder the Daily News is now the Daily Cooze, finding excuses to load up every day's online site with idiotic photo features like...the Hotties of the Brazil-hosted World Cup.

Some ugly-faced moron wanders onto her hotel balcony naked? Ooooh! HOTTIE!!!!

This is how the sad, sad Daily News website gets traffic?

To be fair, this is also how women (sorry, FEMINISTS OUT THERE) are behaving. By not behaving. By being sex objects. By flaunting themselves with their tiny outfits and grimacing smiles and smirks.

They know that any one of 'em, with just the right slab of silicone, the right hair dye, and the right obnoxious attitude and slutty whorish behavior...could become a star.

After all, what was Kim Kardashian? What IS Kim Kardashian? Did she do one thing that required talent?

Here comes the next KIM, maybe...

And so it goes.

A sports event, like the Kentucky Derby or the World Cup (or the Astor race, where all the Royals preened and posed in their finery) is no longer a mere sports event.

It has to be a fucking fashion show...so idiot women can get in on it. That's why Janet Jackson staged that "wardrobe malfunction" at the Super Bowl years ago. Hey everyone, even if you don't like sports...watch the women cavort around. Ladies, watch Kim and Courtney and Katy and whoever else...watch the bitches who got in the Daily News...they'll give you tips on how YOU should act in public in order to get all the attention you so desperately need...

Whee, everyone's a star...everyone's posing slutty on Facebook, everyone's running to sports events to make spectacles of themselves. Everyone wants to be the next no-talent rich-bitch like Fuckwit Jenner and Twatmind Kardashian and Clitbrain Stoddard.

Entertainment gets more disgusting all the time. Whores belong on a side street. It's prurient to have them mincing about in a stadium looking for "johns" with cameras.

The "tradition" probably started with ring card girls...that wonderful mix of sex and violence that we boxing fans love so much. Watch guys bash each other to pieces, and between rounds...see the girls in teeny outfits and high heels mince around the ring holding a sign and grinning.

We've even had porn and sex mix together...where, after all, did Tracy Kiebler come from? The blonde who was dating George Clooney for a while was a STAR...for her staged, phony wrestling matches. She got out of it before she bruised her moneymakers.

Now, at what is thankfully only a miserable event every four years, the World Cup has turned into Count The Media Whores...

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