Sharapova - Banned for being Too Pretty

What a fucking farce.

The International Tennis Farts (ITF) decided to ban Sharapova for TWO fucking years.

Considering that she's one of the big draws (even if she almost NEVER wins anymore), shows to what depths reverse-racists will sink.

See, Serena BIG MAMA Williams has been bitching for years that she doesn't get the endorsement deals that Maria gets. DUH.

At the moment, white women outnumber black women, and ones that buy make-up (as opposed to shoplifting it, or not wearing any) make that number BIGGER.

Of COURSE Sharapova gets big endorsement deals involving "feminine products." But Serena probably does well with sneakers and tennis rackets and other shit.

Here's the big opportunity to monkey with the balance of justice. Let's tip the scales away from Maria. Call her a druggie. Disgrace her. Embarrass her. Maybe a few of the endorsement deals will go to Serena instead.

Some months ago, the Wilder-Potevkin fight was called off because the Russian tested positive for the same kind of blood-thinner that Sharapova was using. This is hardly a performance enhancing drug, and it was put on the banned list fairly recently.

What happened to Potevkin? Was he banned for TWO years? For ONE year? No, not at all. He was told he could fight as soon as all traces of the stuff was out of his system. CASE CLOSED.

Potevkin is not a pretty Russian who endorses make-up, and has long Shauna-blonde hair and long pretty legs. He doesn't have a black arch-rival flaring his nostrils in a rage. So HE will fight again soon.

Sharapova will miss Wimbledon and the U.S. Open while appealing this idiotic reverse-racist decision. Meanwhile, zzzz, old Serena is on her last legs and hasn't been able to pass Steffi Graf in all-time wins. There are a whole bunch of faceless Russians, Croatians, Asians, and even a few from Spain, England and Germany around, who can each win a major once in a while, and deny Serena on a good day. And now who cares? ALMOST NOBODY.

Women's tennis is a bore. They wear mummy-modest dresses with ugly boy-shorts underneath. Gone are the Hingis days, late 90's, when her dress would fly up on every serve. Long gone is sweaty Sabatini and inept Kournikova, giving guyyysss something to watch. Sharapova, by the way, wasn't and isn't such a turn-on when she plays. I don't think she's worn a low-cut blouse to show a hint of B-cup in years. There's a limit to how much of a perv you can be, imagining that her flushed pink face and loud grunts on a serve are...sins of orgasm.

I think the jerks who run these tournaments make sure that if any woman does wear a low-cut blouse, or amusing underwear and a short skirt, she gets fined or reprimanded.

ZZZZZ for both the snoozzzzze or today's tennis and the reverse racizzzzzzzm of its governing body. There's not much reason to watch women's tennis now. As for men's tennis, who the FUCK cares?