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"All I can add," says modest Vicky, "is that I'm a genius, I'm a grrrrrrl, and I deserve everybody's money. Sure, I don't sing as well as Adele, but why should that matter? That I'd even cover one of her songs so the comparison between the two is OBVIOUS, is just a sign of my unquestionably tremendous ego. It's that ego that will surely cuntapult me from my current status as a merely pretentious and delusional twat.
"I think I have a great future in goth horror musicals. If you take all the rancid bacon grease off my face, and the mascara and the dye, don't worry, I'm even more of a horror. I can pull faces, too. I can pucker my lips, and you'd swear a sow in heat was backing into you."
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