British Undie-Buddies of Ebay

You say you can't get to Pleasuredome every weekend?

You say you are a fat dullard named Robin Virgin and can only pay for sex, the same way you pay for boring fishing trips and boot sale 45's "that did not chart"?

Ah, welcome to EBAY, the International Lonelyhearts Club swap and pimp site.

Here's a Brit who sells jock straps and briefs and (against eBay rules) models them just in case you don't know how to wear them.

Oh, HE doesn't seem to know how to wear them either.

Heh heh. The point, Guyyyyyysss, is that clowns like this seem to want international undie-buddies for phone sex, sexting, or mailing the kind of pix that would've even nauseated Jimmy Savile.

Why confine your homosexual perversions to the UK eBay site when you can inflict them all over the world?

It's pretty obvious that these guyyyyysss aren't just selling underwear, which anyone can buy in any local store. Most guys don't even BUY underwear more than once every five years.

No, what seems to be for sale is the SELLER, ready to indulge whatever a fat LARD OF THE FRUIT SALE like Robin Virgin is willing to pay for.

Here's another jerk who thinks nobody knows what underwear looks like, and needs to be modeled...by somebody who isn't even in good shape.

No mannequin? You can't just put the item on a table and photograph it? Of course not. Not if you're really using eBay as CRAIGSLIST.

This particular asshole even chides and tweaks eBay, telling them not to get THEIR knickers in a twist.

Assuming you're ultra cheap or ultra shy and you DO want to shop for underwear online, the last thing you want, when you're checking eBay for a pack of stolen underwear being fenced at half price, is an ad like THIS. Some slob in stained scivvies offering to sell you the rag off his crotch:

Shine On! After you buy, you MIGHT be invited to a party in Finland, where Boko Harum's lead singer Barry Gooker will model his favorite Chinese kimono, and his shower buddy Roland will wear nothing but a beret. And you can stick your dick HERE and HERE, and turn a whiter shade of pale.