Friday, July 8, 2016

Shauna Cuntwell's "Last Video"

How strange. Shauna's GooTube page offered a link to her latest video.

Only it was listed as her "last" video.

Click the link and...

Is it possible GooTube got fed up with her silly, ridiculous garbage?

It was probably just a glitch. Using the WAYBACK feature on Google's SPY-CHROME, their latest helpful browser, I was able to see the video.

It was an ORIGINAL SONG, with those fabulous SPECIAL EFFECTS we've come to know and love. Yes, at first she added some sepia and grain to pretend it was an old movie, then she zoomed in so that we couldn't see the top of her head (which comes to a point). Meanwhile she dubbed her vocals, used pitch control, and added guest backing vocals from Amy Wag-Yer-Staff and Skankia Stink-Moore. There were even a few drum beats from Apey the Gorilla Boy and a percussive gurgle from Bill Hoobastank!

The song?

"A COVER OF TAYLOR SWIFT"

Every day my eyes get big
And my clit puffs up like a giant fig.
My twat lips squeak as I sit and shift
And sing a cover of Taylor Swift!

I squeeze out notes till my face goes numb.
Then I upload, squealing: "Guyyyysss, here it comes!"
Oh I'm sure their guy-things get so stiff
When they see me covering Taylor Swift!

All I do is GooTube, it's my habit.
I pop them out like a fucking rabbit!
And what's that stink I've often sniffed?
My bunny-fart covers of Taylor Swift!!

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