In the UK, Elton Reggie Candle-in-the-Butt is claiming victory. Of sorts.
He's paid a FORTUNE, and hasn't been able to quash the publicity, but...
...He insists the bodyguard who claimed Ellie put his finger up his bum didn't have a leg to stand on.
So the case was sort of dismissed. Elton paid a fortune to "settle out of court." Watta victory. The guy will no longer run around saying, "Elton wanted to play with my todger, Elton put his hand in my pants, Elton wasn't being faithful to his Furnished husband..."
Oh, but isn't there some OTHER story going around, in which Furnish was busy fucking other men? Oh well...
So what's the BOTTOM line?
Nobody is too surprised that Elton may or may NOT have played grab-ass with one of his employees.
After all, Elton does have a frisky reputation for being a diva, for being spoiled, for getting what he wants, for being difficult, etc. etc.
He can still maintain that he and his Furnished tunnel have the PERFECT MARRIAGE. That's the most important thing, to lord over the straights (as opposed to the faggy Lord of the Boot Sale) that homos somehow are a lot more stable.
Meanwhile, we have the TURKS.
You know, those ugly macho guys who are SO tough.
Somehow, they LIKE seeing other guys in underwear.
What, exactly, is the point of stripping a bunch of guys?
If you're really MACHO the last thing you want to see is other men naked or half-naked.
But, the Turks are really just a bunch of fags. Everyone knows that. So are the Greeks, and you don't need to watch them dance in their frilly white skirts to know THAT.
That part of the world is loaded with swarthy, hummus-faced insane macho fruitcakes who love to kiss each other and hug each other and dance around gripping each others' sweaty hands.
Turks are fags. Point blank. Above is the proof.
They're also fuckin' cowards. There are plenty of photos of prisoners being punched in the face. Oooh, how TOUGH these Turkeys are. They put down a badly-run coup, take soldiers prisoner very easily, and then start punching and stripping these helpless men.
"Rough trade" is what it is, but, as the song goes, "that's nobody's business but the Turks."
For now. Soon enough, the Syrians will drive the Turks nuts, the Turks will drive the Greeks nuts, the whole area will go bankrupt, more uprisings will happen, and eventually crazy Merkel will get Turkey into the EU as a substitute for the UK. Whee, what FUN.
"The world's spinning madly..." sang the singer who committed suicide years ago. He was right, of course.
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