A Whiter Shade of Fail

No comment.

Except...

let's be FAIR...Blacks get welfare and food stamps.

Latinos get welfare and food stamps and can be here illegally and not even pay taxes, or speak the language.

And that's very unfair to the Arabs.

Let's help them be more optimistic, too. MORE visas, easier entry flying straight in from Afghanistan or Pakistan or Crazyland. And massive discounts at all gun shows and fireworks stores. PS, on arrival, a map of historic sites, busy intersections, and how to make a bomb out of a pressure cooker.