NO INTERNATIONAL CUNT? WHAT'S NEW, PUSSY?

The surprising news that some cunt named Cuntney Sodden...I think that was it...or Courtney Snottin...is on UK TV had me disgusted. Naturally.

But not for the reason it's disgusted some Brits. THEY wanna know why some American bimbo idiot has been inflicted upon them.

I'd like to know why so few British bimbo idiots are on American TV. Or French. Or Swedish. It would be a welcome change from the usual California moron, Jersey Shore slut or attitudinal octaroon. Aside from the peculiar and unwelcome appearance of orangey Carribean clownfish Mel B on "America's Got Talent," who simply replaced parrot-voiced old Sharon Osboring...TV in America is All-American.

Which means we have to endure the nasal, flat tones of the Paris Hiltons of the world, who can barely gasp the last croaky words of a sentence. Or...the high toned Beyonce-types, who, unless putting it on for a laugh, don't even bother with the urban-drawling watchoo-say boo-shit you-go-goo-friend uppity-buppity. BORING. Really...unless Serena Williams gets pissed off, or Oprah really has a bad day, they aren't prone to bobbling their heads side-to-side and talkin-da-trash.

An exception might be Miley.

Yeah, wasn't it just the other day that she had a different ghetto hairstyle and stupid outfit?

She might yet morph into the perfect, and awful, combo of Valley Girl and NIGGA CUNT. She'll speak in a horrid nasal croak but use all the moronic ghetto buzz words to do it.

It'll only be a matter of time before she REALLY writes NIGGA CUNT on herself, and has a "hit single" repeating those words for 5 beat-box minutes.

But that's not what THIS is about.

. The subject is a lack of International Variety when it comes to women in movies and on TV...a problem which has led to boring stupid bints dominating the tube, dull idiot bitches being boring in films, and horrendous bores like Beyonce taking over from horrendous bores like Whitney in making excruciatingly boring music.

This Courtney Snodden creature, whom I've never heard of, should NOT be on British TV. It should be some French chick. Or Swedish chick. There should be REAL CHOICE. Bringing in girls from other countries might show that not every culture is dumbed down with stupid girls who wear the same outfits, the same make-up, have the same petty interests, and have nothing to say. Broaden the broad landscape of broads...and instead of a COURTNEY find a Brigitte, an Ingrid or an Eun-Joo. Guaranteed they'll be more interesting.

At one time, INTERNATIONAL CUNT was a vibrant commodity!

See, I grew up strongly influenced by 60's pop culture, and the pussy was...VARIED. Three words: "What's New Pussycat."

Remember that film?

IT WAS FULL OF PUSSY! ALL KINDS, DAMMIT

You got your Swedish cunt: URSULA ANDRESS.

You got your American cunt: PAULA PRENTISS.

You got your German cunt: ROMY SCHNEIDER.

You got your French cunt: CAPUCINE

Sapristi! International PUSSY! Film stars included Sophia Loren, remember? Brigitte Bardot. Claudia Cardinale. Gina Lollobrigida. Barbara Bouchet. 60's TV talk shows had "raconteurs" (I think that's a fancy word for CUNTS) from Hildegarde to Zsa Zsa. Even in that staid medium, their voices were exotic and what they had to say seemed a little more relevant.

WHAT HAPPENED TO INTERNATIONAL CUNT?

I don't like rhetorical questions, so I'll answer it myself. In the case of American Movies, it seems that the country is reflecting the shitty demographic of boring overpopulation. We've got generic stupid white idiots and Latina pests. Or to put it in Woody Allen terms, Scarlett Johanson or Penelope Cruz. In the case of American music, we've got generic stupid white idiots and Black pests. That's Lady Gaga and BEYONCE.

Americans have no fucking idea who Mylene Farmer is. They don't even know who Ilse Delange is, and that bitch sings in English. There's a ton of cunt out there...German, Korean, Japanese, Italian, even Russian...and guys are supposed to be horny for variety...and yet...

...what we're getting as female eye candy, as entertainment...is PATHETIC. DAMN PATHETIC.

There's not even the big titted blonde anymore! The icing on the cake was always some big titted blonde. There was Jayne Mansfield. There was Anita Ekberg. WHERE IS THE BIG TITTED BLONDE?

I don't like rhetorical questions, so I'll answer that one too.

Medical science has ruined the big-titted blonde. We ended up with the fake big-titted blonde. No good. Sorry Pam Anderson. Sorry dead Anna Nicole Smith. Sorry all the stupid cunts that got botched boob jobs and scared everyone.

The very term SEX SYMBOL is no longer in common usage. Angelina Jolie was a sex symbol. Now she has no tits. Besides, she's married to an asshole. And she's got the pint-sized United Nations toddling around her legs wherever she goes.

KIM KARDASHIAN is it? Fat-assed stupid ugly MARRIED no hit movie or song KARDASHIAN is the best 2013 has to offer? With skanky Gaga and creepy Miley as second and third choice? And idiots like the recycled Mel B and this Cunty Sodden rounding out the Top 5? You'd think there would be a huge international pool of varied, exciting CUNT to watch. You'd think we wouldn't have to keep seeing an old prune like Madonna all the time, or have to be told that Anne Hathaway is sexy when she isn't.

Oh, there was a time when one could at least believe in CUNT. From the dawn of time through the paintings of Goya and Courbet and Ingres, to the days of Clara Bow and Jean Harlow, and on to Jane Russell and Marilyn Monroe, and detouring through the classy worlds of Audrey Hepburn and Diana Rigg back to the wobbling bobbling booby shows of Jayne Mansfield and Tina Louise, and even into inane pop culture like Farrah Fawcett and Vanna White...and certainly all over the rock world whether you liked 'em Pat Benatar skinny or Stevie Nicks pouty...when it came to AMUSEMENT...CUNT WOULD NEVER LET YOU DOWN.

Now? The future looks bleak. Mylene Farmer can't go on forever. Her protege Alizee disappeared. French girls are being boycotted somehow. International Cunt is not being given a chance. PUSSY RIOT is even jailed!

Thanks, Courtney Snoggin. Thanks, Miley Virus. No wonder guys are turning into women instead of fucking women...Manning is now Womanning! There's something seriously wrong here. Women are not behaving like women, dull and stupid mannequin fakes are being given movie roles and TV series. Vogue-magazine freaks like Gaga are being foisted on us along with fat slobs like Adele and skanky trash like Miley. Stupid bints with no talent are supposed to turn us on and they don't. Anne Hathaway as Catwoman was a god damned catastrophe.

It's all a CATASTROPHE!

More than that, it's some kind of CUNTSPIRACY.