TWERK

TWERK! Is that the sound of Webster turning over in his grave?

No, it's just the latest dumbass black stupid fuck-up word to invade the language like AIDS invades the bloodstream.

When a monkey squats and bounces her big fat ugly ass up and down...that's TWERKING. We live in an era where having a normal ass is no longer attractive. It's got to be a gorilla butt, the kind that wouldn't get stuck in an above ground swimming pool if she took a dump in it.

Miley Cyrus, yeah, not only TWERKED because she's white trash garbage, at one point during one of the idiot dances, she tried to rub her face against the gigantic butt of some dancer on stage. That's some shit.

So go shizzle your bling as you TWERK.

Meanwhile, the "oh my brigade" is all over the Internet, sulking about how awful the Miley Cyrus performance was for young kids, "Hannah Montana" fans, and for the women's lib movement (which just took a hint when it came out that Bobby Riggs tanked his match with Billie Jean King).

And adding a little charge of promoting DATE RAPE...is the original "girls just wanna have fun" girl herself, Ms. Lauper

Quoth She-Bop:

"She's in a song that literally says that the blurred lines allowed you to—when a woman says no, she means yes—and that's frightful because that's date rape. And there she is, a young twentysomething trying to prove she can hang with the big boys and girls, you know, basically simulating a Girl Gone Wild video onstage. And I just felt like that was so beneath her and raunchy, really raunchy. It wasn't even art."

TWERK.

Who makes up these ugly words, and what ugly people turn them viral? Hey, do you FAP till you SPLOOGE over a TWERK?

Which is ok with openly flamboyantly gay Adam Lambert (thanks, Simon for discovering this asshole). Gays of course believe a man's hair asshole is Nirvana. Whereas a normal man would put a gun to his head first. Which is why Lambert is around and Cobain isn't. But this is a world for gays, blacks, Muslims, idiot sluts like Miley Cyrus, and any dumbed down junk that only a moron could find amusing.

Mr. Nicholson, in answer to "What if this is as good as it gets," the answer is, "Yes. This IS as good as it gets, because it always gets worse. Pick your own reason...global warming, Internet immorality, the overpopulation of the planet by subhumans...

It's a bizarre world when Kelly Osbourne says something that makes sense...

The VMA awards...I don't think there was a normal singer on the show, was there? Nobody who just stood there and sang a good song and sang it well? Nah, if you flip the dials on the TV, you'd think this was Monkey Planet. Did it take that long to go from Peter Gabriel and Kate Bush to Tupac and Lil Kim to the hideous state the music biz in right now?

I guess it's only natural that the world is going mad over TWERKING. Twerking involves the area where shit comes out. Take a look at the Top 10 songs, the Top 10 videos...you'd have to be some kind of dung beetle to derive any pleasure, nourishment or amusement from any of that crap.