ENOUGH ABOUT DIANA

Was it "Karma?" After Kate Middleton dropped her load, so did VANITY FAIR

Oh yes, can't get ENOUGH about the dead Diana. New daddy William and new uncle Harry must've been so pleased.

One minute they're celebrating a birth. Next...it's digging up the Diana corpse once again to piss on it.

"It says here that the love of Mum's life wasn't our father, but some overweight Pakistani asshole."

"Every white British girl's dreamboat. Well, no wonder so many white British girls are now being gangbanged by roving Paki troublemakers. If Diana couldn't resist one, the average bird can't resist a whole pack."

"A six-pack of Pakis. Very good. But un-PC. Paki is a terrible, horrible thing to call a Pakistani. It doesn't show the respect they deserve."

"For doing what? Leaving their country like rats deserting a ship? Wait...this article talks about Dopey."

"You mean Doody."

"No no, Dodi. Dodi Al Fuckup, the guy who spent millions of his father's fortune being a lazy playboy shitpile."

"Now now...you know he wasn't lazy. He was always urging his drivers to go as fast as possible to get him to his parties."

"Vanity Fairy says that our mum was going out with Dopey just to make this blobby Paki geezer jealous."

"Oh, I wouldn't believe any of this bollocks. After all, if it's not in a paper edited by Piers Morgan..."

"If it's not in a paper owned by Rupert Murdoch..."

"Did you hear something? I heard a voice. It sounded like Rupert Murdoch! It sounded like he said something like I'VE BEEN RECORDING THIS CONVERSATION!"

"Right...it came from the bathroom...."

William and Harry rush to the bathroom. A balding head seems to be bobbing at the surface of the dirty water.

A SMILING WILLIAM NEARLY HAS A HOLD ON RUPERT'S HEAD BUT....

...A MOMENT LATER, clumsy WILLIAM hits the handle, and Murdoch makes his escape...