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Hey Australia...you've got the Tasmanian Devil. You've got the ridiculous platypus. You've got the DINGO...

But America has the inbred, overweight simians...by the fucking ton.

Here's an update on the monkeys who killed your nice, peaceful baseball-loving citizen...one who didn't think Oklahoma was Detroit.

First, the ones who grieve for the murderers and not the victim.

And in case there isn't a monkey house at the Melbourne Zoo...here's a disgusting pair of subhumans that should be euthanized, but will be allowed to eat all the bananas they want

Meanwhile, New York City, and other locales, are trying to ban "stop and frisk."

Let's not "profile" dumb homicidal cretins like this, and see if they've got weapons. Let's lower the odds for decent people to live...and raise the odds for monkeys to breed like rabbits. Do these two look like they have anything in their heads besides peanut butter?

There is no excuse on Earth, and probably none in Hell itself, why these two pieces of shit should not be taken out and put before a firing squad.

Hey, Oklahoma, I'm thinking purely of the recreational value! Your youth obviously are a bit bloodthirsty. They don't like baseball, or other organized sports (of which the white guy was part of), but they DO like shooting guns. So just drive around and find some restless natives and give 'em the chance to shoot. It might sublimate their subhuman desire to kill unarmed innocent white people for a little while.

I know, it's not as sporting as shooting a white jogger in the back, but it's a start. Maybe instead of putting these two up against a wall, you can build a playground tunnel. The two of them can hide in it, or behind it, see how long they can stay alive. Have some beat box noises playing every time a bullet misses.

Who you gonna get for the firing squad? Oh, just look around, Okla-homies, keep yo eyes wide open, and see who looks like these two. RIGHT. Now pick a firing squad out of that thousand...