BBC isn't PC - Where are the Hot-Headed Maniacs?

Cool down!

The BBC website just published a piece suggesting "global warming" is responsible for violence.

First off, a lot of people don't believe "global warming" or "climate change" is real. These people tend to hold public office. And they have friends who work for oil companies, banks, public utilities that get government funding, etc.

Secondly, a lot of people live in blazing hot countries that are noted for violence.

Why antagonize them with such a hot-headed statement?

How UN-PC of the BBC!

Africa, the land of cannibals, rape, AIDS, female genitalia mutilation, Somali pirates, tribal bloodshed and temperatures as high as 55.0°C (131°F). You mean, HEAT is to blame? Watcha gonna do about dat, get a big air conditioner and put it in Nigeria where that Prince keeps e-mailing everyone for money? Africa is the hell where even supposed tourist destinations (like fabulous "South Africa") come with warnings. Ask Paul McCartney how much fun he had making "Band on the Run."

Philippines, the insane dictatorship of Marcos, the place where The Beatles were nearly killed. There it gets as hot as 42.2 °C (108 °F). The place has huge insects. Oh, excuse me, those are the men. Flyweights. Don't mistake them for the flyweight men of Thailand, another insanely hot place where people crave a Monsoon just to take a shower. The men are so crazy with the heat there, that they turn into ladyboys. Well, that does solve the problem of sweaty balls.

Mexico, where drug cartels reign, and people are routinely stripped, decapitated and left hanging from ropes or dumped by the dozens into ravines. The most obese country on Earth. Land of diarrhea. Crazies crossing the bordering chattering in Spanish. Temperatures as hot as 52 °C (125.6 °F). Maybe a pina colada could help?

Egypt, current scene of brain-fried mayhem, because neither group of religious fanatics (Sunni or Shia...ie, Sun-blasted morons and Shit-head morons) can get along. Neither can the slobby civilians or crazed soldiers. You really think the sun beating down on them is causing them to boil over in pointless rages? Highest temperature... 50.3 degrees C (122.54 F). About the only thing these brain-fried bastards can agree on is that women have no rights, and cool blonde female reporters should be sexually assaulted.

Iran and Iraq and Libya...shall we talk about these friendly nations? You're saying leaders like "I'm a Nut Job" of Iran, or his old pal the "I-Toll-Ya I'm-a-Maniac" could've used air conditioning? Or Insane Hussein...or Khadafi-Quadaffi (who the fuck cares how he spelled it)? They should've been swimming in a cool pool more often?

If you say that hot countries are more violent...why, that's like saying THE PEOPLE IN THOSE COUNTRIES ARE MORE VIOLENT. Oooh, we can't say that, can we? We can't say there's ANY difference between ANY race. Japanese are the same average height as the Dutch, and their eyes are the same, too. Africans are more prone to sickle cell anemia than Swedes. No...let's reserve bed space at the sickle cell clinic for all those Swedes who are going to come in any minute....

Other hot spots...

South America. Brazil is one of the most violent places on Earth. Colombia is full of drugs. The Amazon river was a fine place to get your head shrunk to the size of a doberman's nut sack. The whole fucking continent is still a cancer, with cancerous schmucks like Hugo Chavez rising to power just by making red-hot threats against America.

Cuba. A pile of shit 90 miles away from the shittiest state in the USA, Florida.

The SOUTH in the United States...home of slavery, rednecks and lynchings and dumbfucks by the dozen.

Hmmm. The BBC and scientists still aren't convincing, are they? Let's continue to pretend that hot areas are NOT full of violence and crime way out of proportion to cooler nations, like Canada.

Let's not suggest that cooler heads prevail...and that Arabs and Africans should go soak their heads.

OH! OOOH! I got it! I got it!

Invite everybody from crazy hot fucked up violent countries...(did I forget to mention Wacky-Pakistan, Afghanistan or Motherfucker India where gang rape is so popular...) and tell them to come to the more temperate places, like the United Kingdom, the East Coast of the United States, maybe France and Germany, too.

Great idea! Let them bring their ignorance and disdain for recycling, their inability to use birth control, and their apathy toward cool temperatures. HELL, the hotter it gets the more it's like HOME SWEET HOME.

And don't you love it when these gentle souls, especially the Muslims, set fire to a church? Or people they don't like (Christians and Jews especially) via pressure cooker bombs?

It's just gonna get a whole lot hotter.

Most of us do not believe in heaven, but Hell? We're walkin' on it. Watta hotfoot we're getting. How sweaty. How crazy. How violent.

About the only thing that can cool it all off is the ultimate meltdown of the ice caps, the rise of the sea, and one big fucking Hurricane to make sure that every bit of land that has a so-called "human being" on it is washed clean.

Then we start again. And beware of any parrot that starts to rap.