WIDDLE CRYBABY: Jeopardy's pissy THOMAS HURLEY III, brat-of-the-year

Take a look at this self-important little turd, THOMAS HURLEY III.

Does it get more pretentious? His stupid Yuppie parents probably paid thousands of dollars to hire a publicist for him.

Let's get him a lot of publicity. Ready?

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There you are, HURLEY. Hope Google puts this at the top of a search. Hope your dipshit parents are proud of themselves.

Frankly, you need to be slapped in the face. And your Daddy needs a good kick in the balls. If he has any. Maybe it was his social-climbing Yuppie-scum wife who had him pay out to get his brat on TV and in the newspapers. Who knows. The big question is WHO CARES?

Hey, Hurl...as in "hurl your organic breakfast into the toilet and die," your brat is a LOSER. Even if Alex Trebek and the "Jeopardy" team decided to let your illiterate scumboy get credit for the answer, HE STILL WOULD'VE LOST.

But a social-climbing arrogant dumbfuck like THOMAS HURLEY II wouldn't care about that.

What are you, arrogant dumb fuck THOMAS HURLEY II? Hedge fund weasel? Stockbroker slime? Or just drawing from the bank account inheritance left to you by some other vomity HURLER from the past?

REALITY CHECK TIME.

What's important is to teach respect for authority. For playing by the rules. Not making a big stink because your precious brat didn't get ALL he wanted.

Your kid is STUPID. Can't spell. Might be dyslexic. Look into it. Look into your wife's anus. Look into an open sewer. Look at how many people now know you to be nothing but a petty clueless piece of Yuppie turd. Turdy Hurley II.

DOUBLE REALITY CHECK, FUCKFACE THOMAS HURLEY II:

This story comes from Newtown, Connecticut!

DO you believe it?

Remember NEWTOWN?

That's where a lot of kids lost their fucking lives…and did NOT get a chance to go on TV and play a quiz game and whine that "JEOPARDY CHEATED ME!"

NEWTOWN, Connecticut. Christ, has it been that long that all perspective is lost, and THOMAS HURLEY III gets as much attention for being on a fucking quiz show as a dozen kids did for getting gunned down?

Gunned down, I add, because another stupid PARENT was too busy turning her brat into a pampered little monster. Anyone who's ever watched "Jeopardy" knows the fucking rules. Your answer must be EXACT.

If you're asked "Who is the Prime Minister of Great Britain," and you reply, "Piers Cameron," you LOSE.

You can answer "Cameron." And win. But you can't give a WRONG first name.

All through the years, contestants have failed to get credit when they've mispronounced a name, described something rather than named it ("It's…it's…that monument with the four presidents on it…oh, oh, can't think of the name of it. You know what I mean…") or deliberately fudged an answer, like, who was killed by Sirhan Sirhan? "One of the Kennedys."

First off, Hurley Turds, let's remember this IS a game. A GAME. Not like the Newtown MURDERS.

It's not whether you win or lose it's how you play it. Running to the newspapers like a widdle crybaby and saying you were CHEATED is a pussy thing to do. Is your kid a boy? Or is he a girl? Is he going to get a sex change operation for his next birthday, Hurley TURD II? You fucking moron?

So here, this stupid kid couldn't spell "Emancipation." Now he's learned a lesson. LEARN HOW TO SPELL, you little pisher.

How far "off" is OFF? If he wrote "Emancipate Proclamation" would that be OK? How about "Emanssipate" or "Em. Proc?" Where do you draw the line?

Why don't you let the producers of the show do their job and SHUT The FUCK UP?

Because you're a HURLEY? You've got MONEY? You dumbass. You classless clueless dumbass. You arrogant shit pile. Fine, Hurley II, turn HURLEY III into the same kind of obnoxious jerk YOU are. You think you're respected?

People would love to spit in your face. It's shits like YOU that create Newtown murders, and have people come to torch your fucking house. Because you are such an example of clueless wretched excess, you invite it. The "have nots" see that you're NEVER satisfied, and you want it ALL...and it's no wonder they want to make sure you have nothing. You fucking moron, be thankful your widdle brat is still alive, and your fucking house is still standing. Some affluent fuckos in Connecticut only WISH they had it so good.

Hey, and don't forget the woman who got her face and fingers ripped away by an affluent Connecticut bitch's pet monkey! That's affluent Connecticut for ya. You think that woman would be complaining like a HURLEY? No. She could only WISH to have a chance to be on "Jeopardy." To see Alex Trebek instead of to be blind. To answer a question instead of garble it because she has very little of her own tongue and teeth left. To be able to write down an answer and thank Christ for having FINGERS.

HURLEY you arrogant piece of shit.

Your stupid little brat whines that he was "Cheated" when…he lost by a MILE. If he'd been given credit for this not-so-correct answer, he would've won $12,600. The winner of the game had earned $66,600." So the kid would still have LOST. And no, you only get the money if you win. If you lose, you get some cheap gifts and a cheerful "Goodbye, hope you had fun."

Associated Press has nothing better to do than listen to some publicist or some asshole or some brat and run a sob story? We're all suppposed to be DISGUSTED by this poor privileged white kid's big problem? That he was "CHEATED" when he was a LOSER no matter what?

This is what a newspaper is supposed to do...and "The View" and other TV shows that picked up on this non-story? Distract people from what's important like gun legislation and the Newtown murders, and so much more....and get them to care about a Yuppie brat who can't spell? Get people riled enough to send hate mail to "Jeopardy" or threaten to not watch the show? Fuckin' trivia. Fuckin' idiocy. A TV quiz show is for momentary amusement…what the Associated Press did with this non-story is disgusting.

Poor kid. NO, clueless RICH kid!

He doesn't deserve national attention, or sympathy. He deserves a spanking for being such a crybaby spoiled little brat.

Hey HURLEY II and HURLEY III, think about what REAL injustice is. It isn't a pampered spoiled white family sneering self-righteously and trying to "get even" with a fucking quiz show. That your brat was even picked to be on it...that wasn't good enough. No the great Thomas Hurley III had to win it all.

I'll remind you again...even if he was credited with the right answer, he still would've LOST. Somebody ELSE was SMARTER.

It doesn't take much to be smarter than a HURLEY. All the money in the world can't buy you people class. Or taste. Or manners. Or morals. Or any sense of what matters in this world. To be a HURLEY, the world now knows, is to be spoiled, arrogant, obnoxious, and worthy of nothing but SPIT IN YOUR FACE.

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