"You can NOT be SYRIA!" John McEnroe

The U.S. Open is going on, and we all have our favorite moments. Like John McEnroe shouting, "You can NOT be SYRIA!"

What?

Oh, my mistake. I mis-heard.

SYRIA...oh yeah...the word translates as..."Crazy Land." Seriously!

Or is "Crazy Land" the translation for "Egypt?"

Funny...or rather, Crazy...that these two nations are killing hundreds of Arabs every day...killing each other. Nothing to do with Jews. In fact, things are rather peaceful in Israel and also in Palestine (or "Roger Waters Land.") Why is that? The Jews drink the blood of Christians, and are evil and violent, and cause nothing but trouble, but...goodness gracious me, how come it's the Muslims who are shooting and bombing other Muslims? Guess they're taking a "time out" from antisemitism, but will be back at it shortly.

Seems that the UK and USA are a little upset about Muslims killing each other, and want to do something about it. Putin, on the other hand, warns us to STAY OUT OF IT. Interesting, isn't it. The Muslims don't seem to mind Russia, do they? You don't hear of a Fatwa against a Russian. You don't see any Muslim leader asking that planes be flown into historic buildings in Russia. You don't hear "Death to Russia." And they don't mind that Putin won't lift a finger to stop bloodshed in Syria.

But the USA and UK, asking for peace? What barbarians.

Well, FUCK SYRIA. FUCK EGYPT. Stay the hell out of it Whitey and let them settle it themselves. It'll be temporary, anyway. Whatever side is in power will be out of power within a year. When are things going to erupt in Libya again? When will our embassy be torched again, and a few diplomats slain?

We're doing so well that we can afford to waste billions on bombs? For what? One civilian gets killed in a raid at some Syrian stronghold and a million Muslims go berserk. "Hey, that's a civilian that could've been a suicide bomber in Herald Square...."

We need Syrian oil? So? So whoever is in power will sell it to us. For all their pious religious horse shit, and their anti-West rhetoric, is there ANY Muslim-run nation that WON'T trade with us? No, money talks, bullshit Islamic fundamentalist religion walks. So sit back and watch the population of crazies decrease a little bit. We've all forgotten about the Boston Marathon Bombing photos, or the little kids killed because WE have no gun control...so stop looking at pictures of dead Syrians and remember they hate us, they could ask Putin for help, and that there's no point thinking that the economy will improve if we get into another war that involves cranking up munitions plants. The economy will improve if you cut taxes and encourage people to spend money.

You can NOT be in SYRIA!

And I can NOT afford tickets to the U.S. Open, and I can NOT afford every tier of cable TV to watch the games at home...which is a crime!