AUSSIES: GO AHEAD, BOYCOTT THE USA

OK, OK, Zimbabwe, Zanzibar...zzzz....there are plenty of savages in the USA, too.

Three of them took out an Australian tourist. Not in NYC. Not in Chicago. Not in Detroit. In Oklahoma, of all places.

But first things first. Let's not call this racial profiling! Just because it was three "gangsta" blacks, and the victim was a white jogger...

According to Police Chief Danny Ford, and he spoke to one of these lovelies, this had nothing to do with the victim being white: "“They saw Christopher go by, and one of them said: ‘There’s our target‘" He quotes one of them as saying, "We were bored and didn’t have anything to do, so we decided to kill somebody.’”

There you are. The three black kids were "bored." So, having been influenced by their favorite music and movies, they "decided to kill somebody." Somebody white.

Police Chief Danny Ford considers the murder of the Australian to be, oh, more like a circus act gone wrong: "It was just three clowns who got together and decided to kill."

Somehow, the reaction in the civilized world, and back home in Australia, has been slightly less tolerant. Some of the folks down under are urging a boycott of the U.S.A.

Go ahead, Australia. Not only did our monkeys kill your baseball player (I guess he was in Oklahoma studying minor league teams or something??), we also told a lot of really shitty jokes about Steve Irwin. We also don't think much of Foster's Beer (amigos, Mexican beer outsells it by MUCHO MUCHO MUCHO). Euclayptus is not the best-selling flavor of cough drop, people find the Aussie accent ugly, and your funniest star (Dame Edna) is mistaken for British.

But seriously...there SHOULD be gun control here. A sharp decline in tourism, tied to the gun control issue, couldn't hurt. You people SHOULD think twice about coming halfway around the world just to get shot by subhuman teenage scum. Right now the biggest BIGGEST issue in the New York mayoral race is the current "stop and frisk" policy. Three monkey moron teen savages wandering around...could be stopped by police and frisked. Weapons found? Off you go to jail. Makes sense, huh? Oh, no no no no no no NO. The city's population is becoming much darker, and the idea of stopping a pack of black teens to see if they're carrying weapons...is RACIST and MEAN and NASTY...and just because it might save lives...we can't have that. EVERY candidate for mayor is solemnly declaring, "I will end STOP AND FRISK," even as the current mayor and police commissioner insist this will spike a rise in crime...which experts agree would happen.

A family destroyed. A decent man dead. Erase all three of the creeps who did it...and so what, they have a dozen brothers, sisters and friends who'll be doing the same thing. Because respect for the law doesn't exist for subhumans, pop culture seethes with pointless pandering to violence, and it's easy to get weapons...and when it comes to an obvious racist crime, that charge isn't even put on the table. Too bad this Aussie kid wasn't named Trayhyyyy-vawwwwwwwn.

Send this rabid pack of monsters to Zimbabwe or Zanzibar, with the rest of their fucked up families. Too bad Oklahoma can only raise corn and not Eucalyptus trees...'cause it seems like there's at least one part of that state that should be leveled, and replaced by something useful, like a koala bear sanctuary.