Miley and Gaga and Katy...OH MY

Musically speaking, the fucking "pop" world is full of rabid lions, tigers and bears.

And anyone over 30 is Dorothy, calling out "Oh My!"

What was that line? "We're not in Kansas anymore..."

Hey, that's part of the fucking problem, everyone. Not too far from KANSAS is OKLAHOMA, which is the title of a Broadway musical, but in the headlines is the place where three homicidal teenagers shot a white man in the back...and nobody in authority calls it racism and wants the penalty raised to include "hate crime" charges. Not like poor TRAYVON, shot while instigating a confrontation with a white man whom he thought was unarmed and easy to beat up.

"We're not in Kansas anymore..." means that newspapers and normal people and parents can just clutch a hankie and say "OH MY," over shit like this:

Can you imagine Carly Simon, Linda Ronstadt and Stevie Nicks fighting with each other over who could wear the sluttiest outfit?

Well, yes, you CAN, but it DID NOT HAPPEN.

But now, the Video Music Awards and most any music awards show is softcore porn, and it's no longer about the music. Music is dead. It's just background noise to visual chaos...a mash-up of porn and gangsta violence. What freakish Twilight Zone do you see that borders reality and fantasy here? Where does harmless dreaming start and a mindless nightmare begin?

I draw your attention back to OKLAHOMA:

The police chief in Oklahoma was very, very firm about how this was NOT a hate crime, just "clowns" who were "bored." Now we know the truth, but STILL, no "hate crime" charges have been brought, and STILL, the parents of these monsters do nothing but blubber and sigh and shrug and have no idea...none...how their lovely baboons could've gotten out of control. A few blame it on "The Crips," and that these boys were somehow lured into killing a white guy so they could be initiated. Or something. Blah blah woof woof. Whatever. The police chief has no fucking clue. "Oh my!"

Another report declared that these monsters were "influenced" by "violent rap," and racist rappers who spews hatred against whites. Well, that's all right. Freedom of speech. A black rapper screaming about killing whites isn't old Paula Deen using the N-word 20 years ago when a black guy broke into her store and robbed it. Let's get her for something she said 20 years ago! PS...all charges against Deen were dropped last week. But "innocent till proven guilty" didn't apply to that wicked white woman!

Meanwhile, Miley and Gaga and Katy ALL turned up to war with each other for who was the most tasteless and obnoxious STAR of the day.

You'll note that the big news, "OH MY!" is that these bad girls did their best to shock and awe...and let's all stare in wonder.

Do you notice that there's only ONE bit of tasteful news in the sidebar? It's about Michelle Obama and her two daughters. I guess those two girls were NOT allowed to watch the VMA "awards" show, where whore antics are given prizes.

It's amusing that Miley's disgusting act got the most "oh my" remarks from black performers. They can't stand the way she tries to hard to look black, what a vanilla parody she is, and...as for her antics the other night, Nick Cannon tweeted:

And here's an amusing picture of Will Smith and his children

Michelle Obama is somehow managing to let her daughters know right from wrong....something Billy Ray Cyrus couldn't teach HIS famous daughter...who is now one of the richest bitches on the planet, smugly pleased with herself for ditching her Disney image and stealing her act from Lil Kim, all the other rapper morons, and Gaga and Madonna. She'll tell everyone the same line Madonna did: "I'm not responsible if your kids wear outfits like mine, act lewdly in school, gangbang with rappers in alleys, or do meth and crack. YOU tell your kid my glamorous lifestyle is wrong, and YOU follow your kid everywhere she goes..."

"Oh My!"

Yes, WE know Miley is an idiot. A lot of critics said so last night. We know she's a corny stupid air-head bitch who just wants attention and is ripping off rappers and Madonna to get it, but 13 year-olds don't know it. Nor is it easy for a parent to explain why, if it's so bad, it's allowed on TV. Remember when WE were growing up, and the stuff people disapproved of was NOT openly available to minors? That using certain words, or dressing in a certain way, was UNACCEPTABLE and not permitted?

Now people are helpless when the Miley Cyrus idiots of the world sass and strut, and are loud, obnoxious and lewd in public. We see it on the bus. We see it on the street. The "me" generation gone wild A parent is supposed to say "oh my," and say, "Uh, Miley can get away with this because you can't say NO. Producers need her so she has the power." Right. And the parent and the teacher can't spank a child anymore, and can't really explain away a piece of shit like Cyrus or how she humiliated her own father.

The less rules, the less enforcement of law, the worse it gets. It's terrible to sound like an old codger about "these kids today," but the truth is...KIDS are out of control, and all we have is CHAOS. Sound familiar? It's a fucking "Get Smart" episode...Control vs Chaos. Only it ain't funny. And no kids are watching "Get Smart" when there's Miley Cyrus rubbing her latex-covered scrawny butt into the crotch of Robin Thicke, who contributed a hack sound-alike dumbed down dirty ditty to an already polluted line-up of forgettable non-songs.

Some critic said today that we all know that just as the Golden Globes is the drunk Oscars, the VMA's is just "an awards show on crack." Yeah? Crack is dangerous. Meth is dangerous. Your kids shouldn't be playing with it. Do the producers of the VMA's have children? So they think Will Smith and his family are going to want to come back and be seen endorsing this shit? Does the world really need to revolve around Taylor Smith cursing at some stupid ex-boyfriend, or the world indulging Justin Bobblehead literally every time he pisses and spits?

Who'd think that in the short generation span that Madonna's been on the planet, it could get this bad, and soon get worse. Who'd think that any kind of "award" could possibly be given to a jerk named Thicke who ripped off an old Marvin Gaye song, and strutted around singing this lame sound-alike while a ridiculous whore taking Madonna a few porn-wipes further, bent over to pretend to be getting dog fucked by him, and then started shoving a dildo-like foam finger between her legs...

That's entertainment now.

And all anyone can do is write about it, and end with...

"Oh my."