Princess of Cockfights. THAT'S Entertainment, PEDRO

Look at this dumbass white trash "Romanian Princess."

One ugly brainless turkey, huh? Her husband's a white trash ex-law officer.

They're here to remind you that it isn't just black football psychopaths like millionaire quarterback Michael Vick who are cruel to animals.

Dogfighting, cockfighting...THAT'S still ENTERTAINMENT??

Well, let's rejoice, shall we? Not everyone's alone on the Internet watching bukkake, public humiliation, gaper porn, gangbangs and animated gifs of beheadings.

There are still SOME people who resist "social media" for the social pleasures of a night out among friends...watching roosters peck each others eyes out.

What do we call these people?

Latinos.

The noble sport of cockfighting is hugely popular with our millions of illegal aliens streaming in from Mexico and South America.

While the fat-faced freakish "Romanian Princess" and her bad-boy bad-boy ex-cop may have been the nominal "brains" behind the operation, "...The four others charged with being part of the gambling business are Mario Perez, 62, of Hermiston; David Sanchez, 29, of Irrigon; Jose Luis Virgen Ramirez, 48, of Hermiston; and Aurelia Garcia Mendoza, 33, of Irrigon." Si.

"Princess Irina," by the way, raised horses for a living back in the 80's. She and her first husband...who wasn't such a corrupt dirt-bag ex-cop.

Her wonderful daddy and mumsy, "exiled King Michael and Queen Anne of Romania" were even up in Oregon for a while. But cockfighting...much easier to stow a bunch of roosters and feed them a bit of slop than to tend to horses. And most slackers up in Oregon can't ride a horse because they can't afford to, and they're too stoned.

Oh...surprise surprise, while anything goes on the Internet, in the real world, SOME things are not FREE and are in fact, illegal.

"Cockfighting is illegal under federal law and under the laws of all 50 states," Amanda Marshall, US attorney for Oregon, said in a statement. "Besides being a barbaric practice, cockfighting jeopardizes public health and safety and facilitates the commission of other criminal acts."

Picky, picky, picky. But don't worry, Latinos, once you learn how to use computers, you'll be able to find streaming videos of cockfights anywhere in the world, and go to online betting shops to do your wagering, and use GOOGLE PAYMENTS and your stolen credit card! Muy bien! Bueno!

The indictment said 10 different cockfighting derbies were held at the Walker's ranch between April 2012 and April 2013, bringing in as much as $2,000 a day. Blades were attached to the birds' legs, spectators were charged admission, and food and drink were sold, the indictment said.

Download Louis Armstrong right now. I can hear that gravel voice singing, "Watta WONDERFUL WOILD...."